Gentlemen the tide is turning

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This shit just cracks me up!

That said, the birth rate heads down and marriage rates head down and our society dies from lack of procreation. Immigration won't even turn the tide (nor will it, in the long run, keep it Canadian IMHO, but I digress).

Things change. That's life. Get over it.
 

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"He says the tide is turning!"
"Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee!" [dives out window]

Bragging rights to ayone who can identify the source of that quote (without Googling!!)
 

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"He says the tide is turning!"
"Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee!" [dives out window]

Bragging rights to ayone who can identify the source of that quote (without Googling!!)
I was close. I thought it was Bart or Homer, leaning towards the latter.
 

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This shit just cracks me up!

That said, the birth rate heads down and marriage rates head down and our society dies from lack of procreation. Immigration won't even turn the tide (nor will it, in the long run, keep it Canadian IMHO, but I digress).

Things change. That's life. Get over it.
That's happening due to the amount of wealth creation. This is happening across the globe as countries become industrialized and wealthier.

http://reason.com/archives/2008/02/26/why-are-people-having-fewer-ki
 

seth gecko

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I was close. I thought it was Bart or Homer, leaning towards the latter.
The judges have allowed it!
The quote is from the "Bart vs. Australia" episode of "The Simpsons". Bart phones some banana republic in South America to inquire which direction their toilets rotate when flushed......


Aide: Please to repeat again and I will translating for the el presidente.
Bart: [slowly] Which way does the water turn in your toilet?
Aide: [in Spanish] He says the tide is turning!
El Presidente: [in Spanish] Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee! [dives out window]

 

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I do not understand the lady who will not date guys wearing golf shirts. Many handsome rich professionals wear golf shirts & are members of prestigious clubs. What am I missing here???????
If you think golf shirts don't make it you could always try bowling shirts.

 

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Here's one hell of a article on this subject. It's also very eye opening on how women view the institution of marriage.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2008/03/marry-him/6651/
This whole article is the typically verbose womens' take on sexuality and relationships. If they don't give it up, then a man has every moral right to seek relief outside the marriage...without any shred of guilt.

BTW, I've always helped things along by simply touching the girl in a non-sexual ways, and without the intention of getting some right away. I think women are in general more sensitive to touch, so that might help getting her in the mood.
 

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I'm going to guess that your single or in a very unhappy relationship.

If you look at 40 year old women as day old bread, You're going to be really unhappy in your 50's. Anyway what's wrong with day old bread. It's great in soup and makes the best stuffing. Do you go out to the bakery in your neighbourhood every day? I think not. I remember Sue Johanson, one of our greatest thinkers, comment that in your 60's and 70's you don't always thinks of the old IN/OUT as needed ands front and centre to put a smile on your face or get the endorphins running ( great pain killers), but it's never out of the question. My nana was an amazing women, but I've often thought Sue would be a great second choice. She said her children cringe sometimes at what she thinks but her grankids thinks she's amazing. She's in her 80's for crying out loud.
You misunderstood my post. You should read it again. I said week old bread, not day old bread.
 

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Oh sure it is. Now women are realizing that their standards are unrealistic and they have to settle for a normal person instead of the dream that the media has sold them. Eligible men are out here, we just are not going to be held captive to their ideas because they saw it in a movie or think they "deserve" it. Its called reality baby...
I agree with you. But I think that the article appears to be bullshit, except for the last lines in the article.

"“Women need to feel safe, loved and cherished. Men need to feel respected, appreciated and acknowledged,” says relationship expert Catherine Cardinal. “The biggest problem in relationships is women not understanding how men work and men not understanding the inner workings of the female mind.”"
 

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I agree with you. But I think that the article appears to be bullshit, except for the last lines in the article.

"“Women need to feel safe, loved and cherished. Men need to feel respected, appreciated and acknowledged,” says relationship expert Catherine Cardinal. “The biggest problem in relationships is women not understanding how men work and men not understanding the inner workings of the female mind.”"
I agree with the quote, but for women to feel "safe, loved, and cherished" you need to obey their every command, particularly when it comes to money and celibacy.
 

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You misunderstood my post. You should read it again. I said week old bread, not day old bread.
My bad, you're correct. The only thing week old bread is good for is driving in tent pegs. That Portuguese Sweet bread is great for that.
 

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“Toronto guys are shoppers,” says Megan Matthews, a charming 29-year-old public relations professional who is invited on half a dozen dates a month by men who typically disappoint.
Whore. lol.
 

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Reality andthe fantasy in the woman's mind are often two different things. I have seen many 38+ women leave their current man for the "man of their dreams" only to find out they were only to be used as a toilet seat. After 30-35 women and men age differently. I find when I hit thirty the tide turns. Women get desperate and you fuck all you want. If you are a half decent guy who doesn't smell like shit or look like something out of a horror movie you should have ZERO problem picking up women.....yes even in Toronto.
 

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Reality andthe fantasy in the woman's mind are often two different things. I have seen many 38+ women leave their current man for the "man of their dreams" only to find out they were only to be used as a toilet seat. After 30-35 women and men age differently. I find when I hit thirty the tide turns. Women get desperate and you fuck all you want. If you are a half decent guy who doesn't smell like shit or look like something out of a horror movie you should have ZERO problem picking up women.....yes even in Toronto.
I don't understand what you hitting 30 have to do with it.

If you are ok with fucking old people you can fuck them all you want no matter whether you are 20, 30, 40, or 50yo.
If you want to fuck good looking women under 30 you will have to put up with a lot of shit or pay or most likely both, again no matter whether you are 20, 30, 40, or 50yo.

Your age has no significance whatsoever, except the older you get the more you pay. You are only as old as a woman you fondle (c).
 
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In their 30's & 40's & they still want guys 5'10+". They still have an aversion to SHORT GUYS.
 
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I agree that when a woman hits her 30s things begin to change for her and her outlook on life and men change as well.

I hate to say this but a caucasian woman in her 30s...looks like she's in her 30s. Asian, Hispanic, Arabic, Black, South and West Asian women in their 30s look like they are still in their 20s.
 
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