Only ever been to a US club once, in Barre Vermont a number of years ago. First, had to go around the back of this building, then down some stairs to the basement, (WTF?) Had to pay $10 cover to big biker dude at door. My $8 rum & coke was like 95% ice, girls on stage were staggering around like they were stoned, topless only, at the same time you had to stick $1 bills in the G-strings of girls coming by, (same big biker dude was watching to make sure you did, so what can you do...) Stupid me, thought I`d try a private dance anyway, WRONG. Very mechanical, rough, absolutely no touching allowed, very little conversation, all business, for $20 US! (exchange rate was around 30% then). Complete waste of money. Nope, really made me appreciate the great Montreal girls we get here in Ont.