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I had a very lacklustre MP experience last month that soured me a bit on the Toronto MP scene. Then I went to a German FKK saunaclub during a layover in Frankfurt. Fuck, I wish we had those here!

Imagine a strip club where 100s of beautiful (generally all 8s and 9s - mostly Romanian, but some variety) naked women are lounging around, trolling for guys to fuck them, while you enjoy drinks, food, sauna amenities, and all the eye candy you want. If some hot young bimbo catches your eye and you chat with her a bit, you can opt to take her to a room and fuck her. Pricing seems to start at 100 Euros for 30 mins. That's pretty much CAD $150 for FS with a smoke show of a woman, with no surprises since you've seen her naked and talked with her to see if you click.

Entrance priced at CAD $100 during peak hours, but you can stay as long as you like and fuck as many times and as many women as your body and Viagra will let you. Booze is an extra charge.

It's honestly such a better experience than the strip club or MP or escort experience here! I'm very jealous of the Europeans!
 
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johnlovesbutts said:
I had a very lacklustre MP experience last month that soured me a bit on the Toronto MP scene. Then I went to a German FKK saunaclub during a layover in Frankfurt. Fuck, I wish we had those here!

Imagine a strip club where 100s of beautiful (generally all 8s and 9s - mostly Romanian, but some variety) naked women are lounging around, trolling for guys to fuck them, while you enjoy drinks, food, sauna amenities, and all the eye candy you want. If some hot young bimbo catches your eye and you chat with her a bit, you can opt to take her to a room and fuck her. Pricing seems to start at 100 Euros for 30 mins. That's pretty much CAD $150 for FS with a smoke show of a woman, with no surprises since you've seen her naked and talked with her to see if you click.

Entrance priced at CAD $100 during peak hours, but you can stay as long as you like and fuck as many times and as many women as your body and Viagra will let you. Booze is an extra charge.

It's honestly such a better experience than the strip club or MP or escort experience here! I'm very jealous of the Europeans!
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The last time I was there was before the BBBJ ban the government had imposed. Do the ladies still provide BBBJ or is it only CBJ now?
 
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johnlovesbutts said:
I had a very lacklustre MP experience last month that soured me a bit on the Toronto MP scene. Then I went to a German FKK saunaclub during a layover in Frankfurt. Fuck, I wish we had those here!

Imagine a strip club where 100s of beautiful (generally all 8s and 9s - mostly Romanian, but some variety) naked women are lounging around, trolling for guys to fuck them, while you enjoy drinks, food, sauna amenities, and all the eye candy you want. If some hot young bimbo catches your eye and you chat with her a bit, you can opt to take her to a room and fuck her. Pricing seems to start at 100 Euros for 30 mins. That's pretty much CAD $150 for FS with a smoke show of a woman, with no surprises since you've seen her naked and talked with her to see if you click.

Entrance priced at CAD $100 during peak hours, but you can stay as long as you like and fuck as many times and as many women as your body and Viagra will let you. Booze is an extra charge.

It's honestly such a better experience than the strip club or MP or escort experience here! I'm very jealous of the Europeans!
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Do they have defibrillators in the club
 
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squeezer said:
The last time I was there was before the BBBJ ban the government had imposed. Do the ladies still provide BBBJ or is it only CBJ now?
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Seems to me that pretty much everything is available, including BBBJ. Not sure about CIM, but didn't inquire. And I assume probably not BBFS but I would not have sought that out anyways.
 
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Kautilya said:
Is this a FKK club? God knows how this guy managed to capture the video lol.

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Sure looks like one, although there's almost no one there and the girls are in lingerie, which suggests it might be one of the ones in Austria or Switzerland. I think Welcum and the Globe are larger clubs and there may be girls in more lingerie there.

Fuck any guy that brings a hidden camera into one of these! No one wants to be secretly filmed in there!
 
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Kautilya said:
I know its even more ridiculous he put it on the internet lol. BTW the ones in Germany are just naked girls? And like squeezer asked, do they do BBBJ?
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Having only been to one, my experience is limited, but yes the girls generally wear nothing but stripper heels. There were a few that wore something but it was always something that exposed tits and pussy: mesh top, garter, thigh high stockings, or strappy lingerie that covers none of the essentials as examples.

BBBJ is definitely still available.
 
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johnlovesbutts said:
Seems to me that pretty much everything is available, including BBBJ. Not sure about CIM, but didn't inquire. And I assume probably not BBFS but I would not have sought that out anyways.
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I've been to Sharks 3 times. It's my favourite place in the world lol

CIM is usually available for 50 Euros (some girls don't do it though).

If flights to Frankfurt were cheaper I would be going there multiple times per year.
 
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nmtimepass123 said:
I am convinced.... putting this in my bucket list...

One question though.... can anyone go in there or only certain nationality, certain ethnicity allowed in there??
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Anyone can go as long as they can speak English or German
 
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I went the Globe last September.
The day I went was no lingerie day. All the girls were nude walking around
To say this was an eye-opening experience was an understatement.
As my first time in FKK.
so much better to see actual girl in the nude, then a photo shopped image, that’s not even resembling the SP
So if your fantasy to approach a beautiful nude women and ask for sex you can do it at the FKK club. BBBJ was available and CIM for $50 euro up charge.
If voyeur ism and exhibitionism is your thing, the girls are not shy to have sex with you in public areas in the club
It was really strange to see girls give oral and get fucked right in front of me even though I been desensitize through porn, It’s more Surreal in real life.
Was not entirely comfortable having customers watch me having sex with some of the girls at the club but I think they were more interested in how the girls performed
There are private areas in the club to have sex but I wanted to try in public to see what it felt like.
 
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dchoye said:
I went the Globe last September.
The day I went was no lingerie day. All the girls were nude walking around
To say this was an eye-opening experience was an understatement.
As my first time in FKK.
so much better to see actual girl in the nude, then a photo shopped image, that’s not even resembling the SP
So if your fantasy to approach a beautiful nude women and ask for sex you can do it at the FKK club. BBBJ was available and CIM for $50 euro up charge.
If voyeur ism and exhibitionism is your thing, the girls are not shy to have sex with you in public areas in the club
It was really strange to see girls give oral and get fucked right in front of me even though I been desensitize through porn, It’s more Surreal in real life.
Was not entirely comfortable having customers watch me having sex with some of the girls at the club but I think they were more interested in how the girls performed
There are private areas in the club to have sex but I wanted to try in public to see what it felt like.
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Does public sex happen on non-public sex days?
 
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ironlung said:
Same rates for the standard 30 minute room but some girls will try to upsell for things like kissing, for example. You might get different rates for 1 hour or more.
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kissing in extra? So whats not extra ? lol
 
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I have been to a German FKK club called Artemis in Berlin many years ago and it was great. Had two girls over about five hours since I needed the refractory period. In between I skinny dipped in the indoor basement pool, did a sauna, had some free beer, napped, ate a buffet meal and just enjoyed hanging out. Yeah it wasn't cheap but it was a great concept and I agree that I totally wished these were here in Canada. I will go over there to visit more of them when I finally fly over there one winter for a ski trip.
 
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