Share the Dumbest thing you've ever heard.
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Worked at a place where we had a unisex bathroom. I walked out of the BR (after pissing and left seat up) and a female co worker went in , she came out immediately and said to me, "Have some courtesy for the next person who has to use it!" (she expected me to put seat down after use)
My reply: "How do know that the next person using it will be a female?, it's a unisex bathroom!" She still insisted that she was correct in BR etiquette, lol, what a dumbass, ....and yes she was a feminist.
My reply: "How do know that the next person using it will be a female?, it's a unisex bathroom!" She still insisted that she was correct in BR etiquette, lol, what a dumbass, ....and yes she was a feminist.
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Circa 2004 I took a road trip to New Orleans. At the time, that meant a lot of listening to AM radio through the US South. Of course Rush was the main guy through the day, but at night, the local Rush clones got on the air, and that's when it really got wild.
One guy went on an hour long rant about how Wicker furniture is evil. Because the word Wicker means "to bend", and that is the same root as Wiccan. So having Wicker furniture is the same as being a witch.
More than anything else, that moment helped me understand how cooked the US was. Imagine growing up just hearing that kind of stupidity as background noise. No wonder they are where they are.
One guy went on an hour long rant about how Wicker furniture is evil. Because the word Wicker means "to bend", and that is the same root as Wiccan. So having Wicker furniture is the same as being a witch.
More than anything else, that moment helped me understand how cooked the US was. Imagine growing up just hearing that kind of stupidity as background noise. No wonder they are where they are.
It's not to be nice to the ladies. It's to keep your shit in the toilet. You owe that lady an appology
Toilets spew invisible aerosol plumes with every flush – and scientists used high-powered lasers to illuminate and photograph them
Flushing can spew a jet with toilet water particles up to 5 feet above the bowl in seconds.
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She's was referring to the seat, not the lid!It's not to be nice to the ladies. It's to keep your shit in the toilet. You owe that lady an appology
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Toilets spew invisible aerosol plumes with every flush – and scientists used high-powered lasers to illuminate and photograph them
Flushing can spew a jet with toilet water particles up to 5 feet above the bowl in seconds.
Correct. Anyway. Why don't ladies leave the seat up, for guys?
Trump was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize before. Experts say he's unlikely to win this year
STAVANGER, Norway (AP) — U.S. President Donald Trump’s bid to win the Nobel Peace Prize has drawn added attention to the annual guessing game over who its next laureate will be.
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The Reason Why U.S. Presidents Can Only Serve 2 Terms — and Whether Trump Could Actually Get Around It
United States presidents are bound by clear term limits in the Constitution, though supporters of Donald Trump continue calling for his 2028 reelection. Behind the 22nd Amendment, which was ratified after Franklin Delano Roosevelt's 12-year presidency
Another method would entail Vice President JD Vance (https://people.com/jd-vance-8678300) winning the 2028 presidential election on a Vance-Trump ticket and then resigning so that Trump succeeds him.
Hahaha - he’ll be lucky not to died this term. Does being brain dead count
In a 12 step program:
I am happy to be single and don't want to marry, my mind is not in the right place.
But every month a different story how a guy dumped her and she was dating 2 guys at the same time.
I am happy to be single and don't want to marry, my mind is not in the right place.
But every month a different story how a guy dumped her and she was dating 2 guys at the same time.
While getting a massage, I was sharing my recent trip to Japan with the masseuse and made some quip about her putting me to sleep through a combination of her skills and my jet lag. She asked what jet lag was, which was already a little odd to begin with, so I explained that because of the different timezones, my internal clock was all messed up because my sleep schedule whiplashed during the trip. After many a blank stare, I eventually came to the root of the problem: she actually thought every place in the world experiences daytime and nighttime at the same time. So either she doesn't understand how spheres work, or else she's a flat-Earther.
I've met people who thought every country experiences winter and summer at the same time of year, but I've never actually met someone before this masseuse who thought the entire world experienced daytime and nighttime at the same time.
I've met people who thought every country experiences winter and summer at the same time of year, but I've never actually met someone before this masseuse who thought the entire world experienced daytime and nighttime at the same time.
