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Easy. Be a suave guy with a little life experience who's charming enough to get away with mentioning it in our first conversation. Worked for my last boyfriend ;)

Or maybe because, as she probably tells the story now, "I couldn't believe the guy! He was so *anal he actually took notes during our arguments!" Not saying she was any prize, but still, any guy relating a similar story here about an ex-girlfriend keeping a written dossier on their arguments...

Huh. I'm sorry there seem to be so many women out there sticking to some arbitrary "Just Say No" playbook. That's equally creepy and desperate in my book...way to go, ladies. Why can't people just be upfront right away? State what turns you on, and the other person is either on the bus or off...

How did your GF first react to your anal advance... "Quit trying to stick your finger up my ass, you obsessed retard." Seriously. Obsession and desperation are incredible turn-offs. The guys who get anal sex don't come off as guys who will creep off into a closet somewhere and, sniveling...

I hope your situation, occurring now when these things are taken much more seriously, is handled by the authorities quickly and professionally. Robynn Quinn is giving you great advice. Best of luck. I was afraid, when my situation happened way back in civilian days, that my friends, who...

2 months as a generous guy, 1 month's money at the very least. If you plan to give her 2, suggest 1 first, then say you really don't want her to be short, you really enjoyed your time together and then offer 2, saying that's all you can realistically swing. That seems fair to me and lets her...

Here's what a smart woman does, man-wise...leaves the door wide open. Nothing a man hates more than thinking he's trapped on Planet Monogamy. My deal? I find a man and I say, "Here's the deal...other women? No problem...but we work as a tagteam"...then I seal the deal by making out with some hot...

I prefer the term "floozer", thanks. :p Actually, me and Esco have identically massive throbbing members. We hung out together in our firetruck jammies and measured while knocking back girlie drinks and rocking the f*ck out with Black Sabbath. We bitches know how to party.

Hey! I talk to you even though my dick is bigger...jeez...some people are soooo touchy...

8:30 sharp, Esco my love... BTW...what garnish would you prefer on "your ass served to you on a platter"? :p

Bear In Mind... I would imagine Saraphina's website is most often seen by Vancouver and Lower Mainland clients who have such a bad reputation for rampant assholery that I won't even see them at all...why do you think I consider TERB my home board even though I'm from Vancouver? It's so bad here...

Look how easily the penised-ones fall into our little trap...muwhahahaha! Yes! You big strong men are much, much smarter... *scurries back to Estrogen Disinformation Central secret headquarters, also known as any club or restaurant ladies room near you...and you foolish hairy ones still haven't...

Because ethics, morals, and the character of loyalty change as much as truth, I can only address how I react to those versions current in my society, and can't declare how other people should view them. I am in full agreement. And I'd like to state that I truly am aware that some of the crap...

Saraphina Is Somebody I'd Definitely See Were I a Gent... Since she's from my neck of the woods, I thought I'd comment. I've spoken to her a few times on the phone and she's smart, sexy and friendly...and yes, I've heard she'll rock your world... I've never been a client, but you get a feel...

An infinite number of truths exist...as many as there are human minds to conceive them. And they change second-to-second just as all things do. Those who cling hardest to the "truth" are those most intent on shoving it down the throats of other people in order to control them. Probably the...

I have an expression for these type of situations...I always say "Cocks are like cats...they do what they want, when they want, when they want to do it...let's just ignore the bugger, and he'll be back". I've found an almost sure-fire way to relight the wood is to get back to some sexy...

As always, it's context, and I would take the "W" word in the spirit it was given...all words are like that; if you called me a generally positively perceived word like "Princess" in a certain tone and were doing it to be a dick, it'd be a showdown at Camp Throwdown. All context baby, all the...

Sez you...that statement has value as an opinion, but hardly qualifies as 'true'. As mankind has been claiming since day one. Strangely, we're still here. "Doomsday is coming" is a nice way to make a lot of noise, but history has also shown us that mankind is endlessly adaptable. Hell, Hitler...

How do you figure that? Not only as it implied by the way bitch is now used very often in a comical and non-derogatory manner, he explicitly states his intention complete with asterisk and disclaimer! They certainly have...often by people looking for any excuse to start one. So which is the...

Heh...great example right here... Makes me giggle every time I see it!