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1 Gorilla vs. 100 humans. Who wins?

squeezer

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My money would be on the gorilla if it's just 100 average dudes, but 100 trained dudes, I choose the humans.
 

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What difference would it make? Do you think MMA training would make a difference? There is no way a man can choke out a gorilla.
I wasn't thinking MMA dudes, there is no choking out a gorilla. I think more like 100 marines working in tandem.

There will never be a way of knowing, only guesses.
 
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kherg007

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If 100 naked humans are allowed full use of whatever, they'd build weapons/traps etc and use teamwork they'd win. If it was octagon gorilla stands a better chance.

Like James T. Kirk beating the Gorn...
 

Bucktee

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What difference would it make? Do you think MMA training would make a difference? There is no way a man can choke out a gorilla.
It makes a difference. Stronger men that are also trained in MMA know how to effectively break multiple bones in a human body.

After the gorilla is gassed out (all animals get tired) a bunch of MMA guys get in there and start snapping its limbs. It has no way to fight after that.

A group of men can then stomp on it or, twist the gorilla's neck enough to break it, or just sit and watch it starve to death.

Humans have superior endurance compared to many stronger animals like gorillas and lions. The key would be to try to get it as exhausted as possible before attacking it.

100 men is a lot.

If it's 2 or more gorillas, all 100 of those men are probably going to meet their maker.
 
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Phil C. McNasty

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Interesting fact, there has never been an official record of a gorilla killing a human.

When they feel threatened they tend to bluff charge, but that's about it.

Google it if you don't believe me
 
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If 100 naked humans are allowed full use of whatever, they'd build weapons/traps etc and use teamwork they'd win. If it was octagon gorilla stands a better chance.

Like James T. Kirk beating the Gorn...
Love the analogy, lol...''.I will be merciful''
 

Shaquille Oatmeal

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I think most guys would bail when they see 1 guy get get his arm ripped off.
The strength gap between a gorilla and human is strongly in favour of the gorilla.
Not to mention the teeth on them.

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You want to fight that, go ahead. I'll watch and laugh.
Exactly, who is that guy who is brave enough to let the Gorilla put its hands on him first lol.
 

Bucktee

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100 human males in decent shape would gas out a gorilla eventually and beat him.
Agreed... after the gorilla is tired (it could very well spend most of its time running away from 100 men... in the animal kingdom size/numbers mean everything so 100 men may scare it), they could focus on gouging out its eyes. Once it's blind, the fight is over.
 
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Agreed... after the gorilla is tired (it could very well spend most of its time running away from 100 men... in the animal kingdom size/numbers mean everything so 100 men may scare it), they could focus on gouging out its eyes. Once it's blind, the fight is over.
I feel like fatigue would be the main factor in this equation. Apparently most wild animals are good with bursts of energy but fatigue quickly.
 

kherg007

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I feel like fatigue would be the main factor in this equation. Apparently most wild animals are good with bursts of energy but fatigue quickly.
There are scientists now who've shown this to be true and speculate that this might have been a primary hunting strategy through human evolutionary history ...just keep jogging after the antelope until it gets exhausted and you can get within good striking range.
 
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