So you don't like her rates - then don't see her. Do you really think that if you book for the hour you're only going to get an "introduction"? Don't be an ass.Just saw Alana's add and couldn't stop laughing. Her rates are very high, with $300 only getting you an introduction - I guess no full service for that; yet when I looked at her site, the intro picture is that of a bentley (trying to present ultra upscale experience) and then the following gallery of photos has her bed on a boxspring laying flat against the floor (at least it looks that way). No wooden bed frame ensemble. Totally frickin' hilarious. If I am going to pay that much, I at least want to be higher off the ground than that which I would experience while having sex with a girl in a dorm room.
I don't see anywhere on her site that says the introduction doesn't include FS...? Am I missing something?Just saw Alana's add and couldn't stop laughing. Her rates are very high, with $300 only getting you an introduction - I guess no full service for that; yet when I looked at her site, the intro picture is that of a bentley
Very well, for $300.00, how long do you expect to ride a Bentley??? An introduction is all you get. You may get more if you are a good boy. LOL!!!Just saw Alana's add and couldn't stop laughing. Her rates are very high, with $300 only getting you an introduction - I guess no full service for that; yet when I looked at her site, the intro picture is that of a bentley (trying to present ultra upscale experience) and then the following gallery of photos has her bed on a boxspring laying flat against the floor (at least it looks that way). No wooden bed frame ensemble. Totally frickin' hilarious. If I am going to pay that much, I at least want to be higher off the ground than that which I would experience while having sex with a girl in a dorm room.
The least you could do is look at all the pictures. The "red bedroom" clearly does and makes you look less than, shall we say, at the top of your game. Not sure what your point really was as all the rooms look clean and $300 isn"t that high if she really looks like her picturesNo wooden bed frame ensemble..
funny thread!
I for one have had some of my best sexual experiences in a college dorm room!!!
Seriously tho, the point of the OP is that if a provider is trying to sell an "ultra hi class" courtesan expereince - then the setting has to match, for many guys.
LMAO You just made the rest of my day.i would jerk off and save myself 300$. not a knock against her by any means, she is an attractive little thing. i am just lazy and don't want to have to drive then park and blah blah blah. i can rub one out in like 20 mins and take that 300$ to the store and get some cool shit.
LOLi would jerk off and save myself 300$. not a knock against her by any means, she is an attractive little thing. i am just lazy and don't want to have to drive then park and blah blah blah. i can rub one out in like 20 mins and take that 300$ to the store and get some cool shit.
Plus one! The OP seems to be ranting all over the placeDude, what's your problem? You don't like the site, fine. But no need to mock her here.
If you read the OP's posting history, it makes sense. He pops up for a bit, gets increasingly incoherent and skirts the edge of bannination, then disappears again for a while...Plus one! The OP seems to be ranting all over the place
Yeah, but then you still gotta drive to the store, and park, and walk through the aisles like a sucker, THEN, after you have to carry the thing to the counter all by yourself, you have to PAY?!! WTF??!! Better to do everything online - shop, order food, jerk off...i would jerk off and save myself 300$. not a knock against her by any means, she is an attractive little thing. i am just lazy and don't want to have to drive then park and blah blah blah. i can rub one out in like 20 mins and take that 300$ to the store and get some cool shit.
Well wheres the link I want to see what your talking about.As to box and mattress on floor, have you ever been to the 4101 building in Scarsbro. the mattress is on the floor no box spring in the building just nice reeleesee 4uokay.Just saw Alana's add and couldn't stop laughing. Her rates are very high, with $300 only getting you an introduction - I guess no full service for that; yet when I looked at her site, the intro picture is that of a bentley (trying to present ultra upscale experience) and then the following gallery of photos has her bed on a boxspring laying flat against the floor (at least it looks that way). No wooden bed frame ensemble. Totally frickin' hilarious. If I am going to pay that much, I at least want to be higher off the ground than that which I would experience while having sex with a girl in a dorm room.
On Terb we refer to them as Pussies!To all those that doubt her introudction doesn't include FS, there was an sp awhile back (can't remember her name) that did insist on meeting for drinks and conversation only during a first meeting. Again, I can't remember who it was, maybe someone else does, but there are sp's out there that think they are the cat's meow.
you sir are a genius.Yeah, but then you still gotta drive to the store, and park, and walk through the aisles like a sucker, THEN, after you have to carry the thing to the counter all by yourself, you have to PAY?!! WTF??!! Better to do everything online - shop, order food, jerk off...
