OK Basketball fans, let's here your picks as the best of the best of all time. Your 'Dream Team' starting five. Here's my picks:
C- SHAQUILLE O'NEAL : I think he could take on and beat both Chamberlain and Russel, even in their prime. So what if he couldn't act or rap- he could sure dominate!(free throws not included)
PF- KARL MALONE : Ridiculous amount of points scored aside, he is everything you could want in a PF- score at will in the post, outmuscle people for rebounds and duarable as an anvil. Sure he had a lame nickname-' the mailman', but maybe that's why he went 'postal' on the rest of the league. Hell, I'd be angry too if my best friend (Stockton) wore gay looking shorts.
SF- LARRY BIRD : Toughest choice; but he gets my pick cause he was just so damn good. Not just a great shooter- like casual b-ball fans think, but a pretty complete player. He could score (duh!), rebound and was a phenomenal passer. The fact that he could totally dominate a game without posessing any athleticsm whatsoever gives him extra props. White man couldn't jump- but he could sure as hell do everything else!
SG- MICHAEL JORDAN : Well Duh! If you need to know why I picked him, then you obviously don't know what a basketball is...Or gatorade... Or been exposed to a television set for the last 20 years in the entire english and even non-english speaking world.
PG- MAGIC JOHNSON : Another tough call, but hey remember- they don't call shitty players 'Magic'. I know he played defense like a broken pylon, but he did EVERYthing else so damn well. He could score at will (apparently with the ladies as well), rebound well for a guard and as for his passing- did I mention the word 'Magic'. Most people WISH they had a 'magic johnson'....He WAS!
C- SHAQUILLE O'NEAL : I think he could take on and beat both Chamberlain and Russel, even in their prime. So what if he couldn't act or rap- he could sure dominate!(free throws not included)
PF- KARL MALONE : Ridiculous amount of points scored aside, he is everything you could want in a PF- score at will in the post, outmuscle people for rebounds and duarable as an anvil. Sure he had a lame nickname-' the mailman', but maybe that's why he went 'postal' on the rest of the league. Hell, I'd be angry too if my best friend (Stockton) wore gay looking shorts.
SF- LARRY BIRD : Toughest choice; but he gets my pick cause he was just so damn good. Not just a great shooter- like casual b-ball fans think, but a pretty complete player. He could score (duh!), rebound and was a phenomenal passer. The fact that he could totally dominate a game without posessing any athleticsm whatsoever gives him extra props. White man couldn't jump- but he could sure as hell do everything else!
SG- MICHAEL JORDAN : Well Duh! If you need to know why I picked him, then you obviously don't know what a basketball is...Or gatorade... Or been exposed to a television set for the last 20 years in the entire english and even non-english speaking world.
PG- MAGIC JOHNSON : Another tough call, but hey remember- they don't call shitty players 'Magic'. I know he played defense like a broken pylon, but he did EVERYthing else so damn well. He could score at will (apparently with the ladies as well), rebound well for a guard and as for his passing- did I mention the word 'Magic'. Most people WISH they had a 'magic johnson'....He WAS!






