Anna Nicole Gets E!xposed

[StuGatz]

Wow! I can't believe this one. Anna Nicole Smith is going to do her own "Osborne's" type reality show.

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,10020,00.html

The only thing I want to see Anna Nicole Smith in is a porn!

 

[chella]

It's funny..

Hi..I read about her doing this somewhere today.I was stunned, isn't the millions upon millions she was awarded from her deceased husband enough? She's too money hungry now I think, too bad that fame corrupts so many.

 

[StuGatz]

Money hungry? What are you talking about?

She loved her decesed husband! True love!

If only I found a woman who will love me like that!

 

[shack]

If only I found a woman who will love me like that!

Into your grave?

 

[gramage]

who wouldn't want to die like that? with so much money playmates are trying to bag you till your heart stops? thats a pretty sweet deal.

 

[Kathy P]

Anna Nicole Smith

You guys (and gals) are way too cynical! She hasn't seen a dime of those millions. Her dead husband's son has dragged her from one appeal to another, bouncing between state and federal courts. I say all the more power to her if she can collect. She's just doing what she has to do to survive and support her son. She didn't put a gun to the man's head. He knew what he was getting into. 89 or not, the man had to have a few brains to make the billions of dollars he did in oil. If he wants to throw ANS and her son some, what's the harm? I always thought chilavry was dead. The fact that he was gentleman enough to want to take care of them speaks volumes.

 

[Colinthatchman]

Actually, I saw a bio of Anna Nicole Smith on E True Hollywood story and she was absolutely and unintentionally hilarious. She is really something (not a compliment). I think the show might be worth tuning into for a few laughs. And as for seeing her in porn, well, the last time I saw her she looked like HELL...she must have weighed two hundred pounds and looked like trailer trash. No longer the beautiful playboy and Guess model due to her weight gain.

 

[StuGatz]

She might look like hell, but if I could only marry her. Her health may take a turn for the worse and she may pass away. I could grieve with millions.

Oh but that's foolish, as that's something that could never happen.

 

[gramage]

I read an article in the star about her a few months ago, I think she should collect within the next little while if she hasnt already. and she didn't pursue J howard, he went after her. he wheeled his way in to a SC she was working at and went after her non-stop (she's the second stripper he fell for hard, the other one milked him for a while but not as well), she's not a gold digger, the gold literally fell from the sky into her lap.

 

[Heather]

She was only awarded 88 milliom of his multi BILLION dollar fortune, ( I believe he was worth something like $ 7 Billion) and she hasn't seen a dime of it. The guy going after her isn't even her husbands real son, it's his step son. Why should he get the lions share of the money? What did he do for him?

I think she really did love the old koot, since it wasn't until after she was successful in her own right, PMOY, that she married him. She could have had any man she wanted. Would this have even been an issue if he had been 40 instead of 89? Playboy Playmates marry rich men all the time. Exactly how much do you think it should cost to have the playmate of the year LITERALLY wipe your incapacitated ass for you, for 14 months? She was indeed his wife, he loved her and she made him happy for the last months of his life. Why shouldn't she get at least half of his money? He wanted to leave his entire estate to her. I somehow think the step son wasn't too popular with step daddy. There have been cases where very rich people have left their entire fortunes to charity or even complete strangers because they didn't feel their families deserved it. I think that may have been the case here.

 

[gramage]

the funniest part is that his biological son wont see a penny from his dad's estate. He was disowned a while back after trying to take over dad's oil company. But Anna did need the money, she had gone from being PMOY and the guess jeans girl to working the day shift at some tiny backroads strip club outside Dallas (where she met J Howard), but thats not the point. the point is J Howard could have just have just had Anna Nicole as his girlfriend and leave her entitled to nothing, but he decided to marry her, meaning he wanted her to have that money. thats all that matters IMHO.

 

[Kathy P]

Anna Nicole Smith

Amen! There's something to be said about freedom of choice. The thing I find that's odd that women are constantly demonized for being gold diggers when we marry well and simultaneously denigrated when we enter the adult entertainment business so that we're financially independent of relationships with men. Talk about a double standard - damned if we do, damned if we don't. It is really is sad because most of us a just a mere generation away from an era where women didn't have choices and were expected to marry for basic sustenance and security. Now we're being criticized for it? All I have to say on the topic is that if I was a single mom (and I am - mother of a beautiful 14-year-old girl) I would do what it takes to provide my child with a stable and financially secure upbringing. I'm sure that was the biggest motivator for ANS.

As for her weight, to each his own. Personally, I think she radiates beauty no matter what her size. As a size 12 or a size 20 Anna Nicole Smith is a beautiful woman inside and out.

 

[gramage]

just a question for the guys here: If an 88 year old woman wanted you, would you marry her for a year to get 88 million dollars?

if anybody wants a laugh on this topic, look up Joe Rogan's stand up bit on ANS, it's pretty good and I agree with some of what he's saying.

 

[Kathy P]

Anna Nicole Smith

Who are we to say she didn't love him? There are different layers to love - not all love is purely based on physical/sexual attractant. Obviously, there are some of you fellas out there that don't know much about the female heart. The female heart isn't superficial, shallow or consumed with looks. The female heart is open and wide to someone who is kind, generous and thoughtful. Don't make assumptions based on what "you" think the relationship was. If you do, you're basing it on your values. ANS' may not necessarily have the same ones.

As for the nicotine-stained hands remark, I think that is not only totally unnecessary and inaccurate it's particularly misogynistic and hateful.

 

[gramage]

Kathy: why it is true some women can look beyond looks or money or those superficial things, lets be honest, the vast majority of women are egotistical, superficial, and would lie cheat and steal to get ahead in life, just like the majority of men. So while I am perfectly open to the idea that ANS loved J Howard and he loved her, the odds are pretty good she used him for money and he used her for his personal gratification (sex might be a stretch at his age), and if thats true I think it's a match made in heaven for this day in age.

 

[anon1]

Years ago a marriage was not considered legally binding until in was consumated. That is, until the couple had sexual intercourse. Now, I highly doubt that this was completed in this case. Is the law different now, even in Texas? Why haven't the lawyers explored this defense?

 

[james t kirk]

My 2 cents.....

Anna Nicole Smith is a pig.

Anna Nicole Smith is NOT attractive, never has been. She was always just some porkie blonde with big huge disgusting tits.

She nows weighs far more than 200 pounds.

She would not have married him if he was poor in a million years.

She married him purely for his money.

She is not worried about her son, you don't need 88 million bucks to raise a son successfully.

She is a fat lazy slob.

Nicotine stained hands is a reference to her being white trash. Smoking is a disgusting habit, and it carries that exact connotation -she is a disgusting woman. Any woman (or man) who smokes always comes down 50% just by virtue of her smoking. Smoking women are stereotypically seen as lazy, not too intelligent, trashy. Good analogy.

All that being said,

The old geezer was a moron.

The old geezer was not worth 7 billion. That is an incredible sum of money. I believe she is after half of what he owned, so that made him worth about 170 million.

The old geezer got what he deserved.

I have no sympathy for the old geezer.

A far more noble cause for the courts would have been to give her a 100,000 bucks, and the rest to a registered children's charity such as sick kids hospital.

Then and only then, would anything worthwhile come out of this insane story.

Watching this program.......ANS could screw a herd of donkeys, i won't be watching even out of curiousity. I have better things to do. Come to think of it, anything would be better than that.

 

[vidi vici veni]

The female heart

Who are we to say she didn't love him? There are different layers to love - not all love is purely based on physical/sexual attractant. Obviously, there are some of you fellas out there that don't know much about the female heart. The female heart isn't superficial, shallow or consumed with looks. The female heart is open and wide to someone who is kind, generous and thoughtful.[snip]

I too am guilty of having been cynical about Anna Nicole Smith and her open and wide female heart. I had thought that she was only trying to part a foolish, probably senile, old, rich man from his millions and billions. But no. It's not so! A quote from a May 30th National Post column:

"Smith now admits she was never sexually attracted to Marshall (duh), and claims that when she accepted his marriage proposal -- offered merely a week after Smith and Marshall met -- she didn't know he was rich."

It wasn't sex. It wasn't money. It was...the female heart! Guess she looked across a crowded strip bar and just knew that she had found her soul mate. God bless her.

vvv

 

[Kathy P]

Anna Nicole Smith

I do not accept the assertion (or assumption) that all males or all females are shallow, superficial and self-centered. Love, erotica, intimacy and attraction are all complicated mysteries that even the wisest of sages or the laws of relativity cannot totally explain.

I do know that there are some vicious people out there and unfortunately some of them post on this board. I don't doubt for a moment that ANS was motivated by her desire to be taken care of financially when she decided to marry her 89-year-old husband. I do believe however that she appreciated him and that she did it for her son. As for her detractors who claim it doesn't take 88 million dollars to raise a child, I say "bah!!!" It always amazes me that people who aren't parents or in this case single parents claim that raising a child is so easy, so effortless. It's sort of like those hypocrits in the pro-life movement who are so concerned about a fetus not being aborted but disappear when the child is born. Unless you've been there, raised a child on your own or walked in her footsteps, don't judge....

I still maintain that ANS is a beautiful woman. There are many people who are attracted a Rubenesque figure. On top of that she has a beautiful face, hair and mischevious attitude. In spite of her upbringing in the humbler of classes (something she obviously didn't choose but was born into), who the hell cares. I don't think that she should be blamed for who or where she was born to and I don't think that it's equitable to claim she's white trash. She's a person like you or me.

I do this argument/thread is misoygnistic for the most part and a an example of vindictive envy on the part of most. She went out there in the world, through luck and good looks was able to marry someone who left her millions of dollars. No matter how you slice it, this is what the man wanted to do with his money and she's on the receiving end. I, for one, say good for you. If she chooses to do good works with the money then that would be great, too, but that's up to her to decide.

 

[gramage]

I didn't say all I said a lot of them, and I do believe that. But I don't think any less of ANS for doing this, a year with an old guy who treated her very well and then she gets financial security for her and her child for life. Hell I'd do it. On a side note, isn't it interesting how everyone seems to agree that ANS deserves that money, yet everyone is still arguing about the issue.