Attacked by 4 Guidos and almost charged
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The centerpiece detail reinforces my belief that this event actually took place - who would have added that detail unless it was true? Especially someone so obviously afraid of his feminine side. He claims he was sexually excited by penetrating the face of a male with his hand, producing blood and snot. This would suggest a strong homosexual drive that is warped into a passion for violence. Repressed gays don't have to go this way, but with all the obsession with pheromones and testosterone evident in this case, one could expect this particular variety of perversion. His history of multiple convictions for assault is evidence that women are not enough to sate his enormous sexual drive. And, of course, he left this party with only the centerpiece, no ultrababe lineup this time. So he found another outlet to satisfy his needs. What could be better than four guys, if that is the kind of thing that gets you off.
However, Moe's assertion that it was a "great night" demonstrates how his interpretation of events is deluded. The only way this could be satisfying is if he "won", and clearly he didn't. His first post certainly didn't suggest that he felt his night was a great success. He got beat up by four guys, the police were called, he was deemed at fault, the guys who beat him up felt sorry for him so they didn't press charges, and in the end he went home with only a centerpiece, a broken hand (for the fifth time, was it? I guess he has been practicing this sexual deviancy for some time), and a possible fractured skull to show for his evening.
I truly hope dear Moe sees fit to tell us more. I want to know EVERYTHING about this man's life. This kind of material is gold.
However, Moe's assertion that it was a "great night" demonstrates how his interpretation of events is deluded. The only way this could be satisfying is if he "won", and clearly he didn't. His first post certainly didn't suggest that he felt his night was a great success. He got beat up by four guys, the police were called, he was deemed at fault, the guys who beat him up felt sorry for him so they didn't press charges, and in the end he went home with only a centerpiece, a broken hand (for the fifth time, was it? I guess he has been practicing this sexual deviancy for some time), and a possible fractured skull to show for his evening.
I truly hope dear Moe sees fit to tell us more. I want to know EVERYTHING about this man's life. This kind of material is gold.
Hmmmm I don't know only party where you take home the centre piece that I have been at are weddings. Is that the case for others? So that detail sounds a bit weird. I would have said I was at a wedding.
But yeah he could have just laughted it off and walked away. Or he could have explained how he came by the girly gift. But "bitch slapping" a guy witha group of friends when by yourself in a remote parking lot is about the dumbest fucking thing in the world. Even MMA/Martial arts experts/self defense teachers/gun supports would all suggest just walk away.
But yeah he could have just laughted it off and walked away. Or he could have explained how he came by the girly gift. But "bitch slapping" a guy witha group of friends when by yourself in a remote parking lot is about the dumbest fucking thing in the world. Even MMA/Martial arts experts/self defense teachers/gun supports would all suggest just walk away.
That's fucking AWESOME psychological Monday morning quarter backing. But to burst your fragile bubble- Repressed homosexuality? WTF? I am openly bi-sexual and enjoy sex with both athletic and fit women and men. How the fuck am I repressed?The centerpiece detail reinforces my belief that this event actually took place - who would have added that detail unless it was true? Especially someone so obviously afraid of his feminine side. He claims he was sexually excited by penetrating the face of a male with his hand, producing blood and snot. This would suggest a strong homosexual drive that is warped into a passion for violence. Repressed gays don't have to go this way, but with all the obsession with pheromones and testosterone evident in this case, one could expect this particular variety of perversion. His history of multiple convictions for assault is evidence that women are not enough to sate his enormous sexual drive. And, of course, he left this party with only the centerpiece, no ultrababe lineup this time. So he found another outlet to satisfy his needs. What could be better than four guys, if that is the kind of thing that gets you off.
However, Moe's assertion that it was a "great night" demonstrates how his interpretation of events is deluded. The only way this could be satisfying is if he "won", and clearly he didn't. His first post certainly didn't suggest that he felt his night was a great success. He got beat up by four guys, the police were called, he was deemed at fault, the guys who beat him up felt sorry for him so they didn't press charges, and in the end he went home with only a centerpiece, a broken hand (for the fifth time, was it? I guess he has been practicing this sexual deviancy for some time), and a possible fractured skull to show for his evening.
I truly hope dear Moe sees fit to tell us more. I want to know EVERYTHING about this man's life. This kind of material is gold.
4 guys as big as me and bigger attack me and THEY flag down the police like scared little boys and I lost? Whatever. If I was straight sober I would have committed a homicide and maybe a rape. One of them was kind of hot.
You can walk away wet pussy. I fight. You push. I push harder. I don't care if you are one or a hundred. Sometimes a beating is worth preserving your self respect and I love scrapping. Been boxing since I was eight and I love nothing more than hearing the pop of a broken nose or orbital bone. It's excites me.Hmmmm I don't know only party where you take home the centre piece that I have been at are weddings. Is that the case for others? So that detail sounds a bit weird. I would have said I was at a wedding.
But yeah he could have just laughted it off and walked away. Or he could have explained how he came by the girly gift. But "bitch slapping" a guy witha group of friends when by yourself in a remote parking lot is about the dumbest fucking thing in the world. Even MMA/Martial arts experts/self defense teachers/gun supports would all suggest just walk away.
lolzYou can walk away wet pussy. I fight. You push. I push harder. I don't care if you are one or a hundred. Sometimes a beating is worth preserving your self respect and I love scrapping. Been boxing since I was eight and I love nothing more than hearing the pop of a broken nose or orbital bone. It's excites me.
No you didn't start the fight:frusty:...
It was a great night.
... As I was carrying it to my car one of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality.
I went right up to his face and bitch slapped him ...
And erection from fighting? I guess maybe questioning your sexuality is appropriate.
WTF? I am openly bi-sexual and enjoy sex with both athletic and fit women and men. How the fuck am I repressed?
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One question. Choose one.
Tom Arnold or Roseanne Barr. Both overweight.
Who would you bang?
Who would I bang? My head against a wall until I die.One question. Choose one.
Tom Arnold or Roseanne Barr. Both overweight.
Who would you bang?
This clown should have his own reality show.You can walk away wet pussy. I fight. You push. I push harder. I don't care if you are one or a hundred. Sometimes a beating is worth preserving your self respect and I love scrapping. Been boxing since I was eight and I love nothing more than hearing the pop of a broken nose or orbital bone. It's excites me.
roseanne. she has more money and is running for president, she would be forced to pay me off to keep quiet.One question. Choose one.
Tom Arnold or Roseanne Barr. Both overweight.
Who would you bang?
For the sake of his hotness..........did you spare punching him in the face? did you slip him your number afterwards?If I was straight sober I would have committed a homicide and maybe a rape. One of them was kind of hot.
do you by any chance coach football?
Dearest Moe: Ahhh, so not repressed then. My mistake. Congrats on your self awareness. Please don't burst my fragile bubble - I don't want you to go all homicidal on me. I don't swing that way.That's fucking AWESOME psychological Monday morning quarter backing. But to burst your fragile bubble- Repressed homosexuality? WTF? I am openly bi-sexual and enjoy sex with both athletic and fit women and men. How the fuck am I repressed?
4 guys as big as me and bigger attack me and THEY flag down the police like scared little boys and I lost? Whatever. If I was straight sober I would have committed a homicide and maybe a rape. One of them was kind of hot.
I figure they called the police because you attacked them. You were probably spraying foam, and they got a little worried for you. But whatever, you will live to face fuck innocent bystanders with your fist at least one more time before you start your term in the pen. If you survive your next adventure intact.
You make sense to me now.. Anyways I was taking home the center piece which was, by my admission, kind of girly. As I was carrying it to my car one of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality.
Last question...............................sweet tasting pussy or salty balls? choose only one
Still trying to reconcile this:
Moe: "One of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality."
This is why he started the fight.
Then, Moe again: "Repressed homosexuality? WTF? I am openly bi-sexual and enjoy sex with both athletic and fit women and men. How the fuck am I repressed?"
So why does Moe consider questioning his sexuality derogatory? He starts a fight because they call him gay, but he is "openly bi-sexual." Shouldn't he have propositioned the guy, being full of celery and all? Might have been a good night after all, given that "One of them was kind of hot."
So it isn't making sense any more. May be a total fabrication after all. And if it is true, I'm kind of worried his libido is slipping... he coulda got laid, and blew it.
Moe: "One of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality."
This is why he started the fight.
Then, Moe again: "Repressed homosexuality? WTF? I am openly bi-sexual and enjoy sex with both athletic and fit women and men. How the fuck am I repressed?"
So why does Moe consider questioning his sexuality derogatory? He starts a fight because they call him gay, but he is "openly bi-sexual." Shouldn't he have propositioned the guy, being full of celery and all? Might have been a good night after all, given that "One of them was kind of hot."
So it isn't making sense any more. May be a total fabrication after all. And if it is true, I'm kind of worried his libido is slipping... he coulda got laid, and blew it.
Still trying to reconcile this:
Moe: "One of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality."
This is why he started the fight.
Then, Moe again: "Repressed homosexuality? WTF? I am openly bi-sexual and enjoy sex with both athletic and fit women and men. How the fuck am I repressed?"
So why does Moe consider questioning his sexuality derogatory? He starts a fight because they call him gay, but he is "openly bi-sexual." Shouldn't he have propositioned the guy, being full of celery and all? Might have been a good night after all, given that "One of them was kind of hot."
So it isn't making sense any more. May be a total fabrication after all. And if it is true, I'm kind of worried his libido is slipping... he coulda got laid, and blew it.
Like:thumb:
don't over think it. he is a liar. funny though, so just enjoy the lolz and don't over think any of it.Still trying to reconcile this:
Moe: "One of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality."
This is why he started the fight.
Then, Moe again: "Repressed homosexuality? WTF? I am openly bi-sexual and enjoy sex with both athletic and fit women and men. How the fuck am I repressed?"
So why does Moe consider questioning his sexuality derogatory? He starts a fight because they call him gay, but he is "openly bi-sexual." Shouldn't he have propositioned the guy, being full of celery and all? Might have been a good night after all, given that "One of them was kind of hot."
So it isn't making sense any more. May be a total fabrication after all. And if it is true, I'm kind of worried his libido is slipping... he coulda got laid, and blew it.
But it's SO FUN to over think it! I want to be sure my friend Moe understands that someone is thinking of him, examining his ideas, noting his hopes and dreams, building a vision of a living, breathing, sensitive creature, no doubt a creature close to G_d (did I get that right?), and thus close to me. I just want to get everything as straight as I can. I think I will do a painting of him - and to let you know how much he is starting to mean to me, I can't paint.don't over think it. he is a liar. funny though, so just enjoy the lolz and don't over think any of it.
that was intense.But it's SO FUN to over think it! I want to be sure my friend Moe understands that someone is thinking of him, examining his ideas, noting his hopes and dreams, building a vision of a living, breathing, sensitive creature, no doubt a creature close to G_d (did I get that right?), and thus close to me. I just want to get everything as straight as I can. I think I will do a painting of him - and to let you know how much he is starting to mean to me, I can't paint.
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