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The four guidos version of events.

 
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Lola Jones said:
Fuck TERB parties. Let's organize a community curb-stomping. Who's bringing the potato salad?
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moeman will bring the tossed salad.
 
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I'll bring the grape jelly for the salad tossing, or do you prefer maple syrup? I don't care so long as you do it well.
 
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Meesh said:
This line makes me laugh. And describing assault and weapons charges as 'nothing serious' kinda highlights your problem. I'm guessing you think of assault as 'not serious' only when you do it.

IMHO, you're still younger and it may be time to consider maturity as a life-style choice.
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Maybe the police saw who it was that got the beating and basically said, oh fark, not him again after running his name.
 
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Stoo said:
This guy reminds me of a neighbor's kid. I call bullshit on the entire thing, including the "record"...
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of course it's all bullshit. doesn't make it less funny. not a funny story but funny he is making up such a story, know what i mean ?
 
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fuji said:
Come on Simon, fess up--you're just jealous that he's unseating you as terb's resident yob.
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Can you imagine the Moe Man and Simon in a fight? "Simon throws a right, Moe Man ducks under it and slips in for a quick kiss on the cheek. While Simon is wiping the lip juice from his cheek Moe Man moves to his left and grabs Simon's ass.

Simon does a quick back pedal and moves to his left, throws a short jab and misses, Moe Man blows kisses at Simon and adjusts his jock strap. Moe Man fakes a right uppercut and with his left hand grabs Simon by the testicles and massages them.

Simon gets desparate and goes for the Bear Hug, wraps his arms around Moe Man and they both engage in DFK. Cops are called and after lengthy explanation no arrests are made".
 
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fuji said:
Come on Simon, fess up--you're just jealous that he's unseating you as terb's resident yob.
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not even sort of worried. i actually add to the conversation and have some valid points (about as often as you) and do contribute in a positive way. i only lie to get you guys all riled up when i get bored. this dude is just lying all the time desperate for attention. i forgot more about trolling than this dude ever knew. still fun to follow along though.
 
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moeman123 said:
Woke up this morning feeling fucking fantastic (well not this morning , I just woke up 1/2 hr. ago). No Oxy hang over, no pain, no nothing.

Oh and the suckie babies saying someone can post with a broken finger- are you fucking kidding me? This is the sixth time I broke one of my hands. I have had a lot worse. This was a boxer's break on the side of the pinky . No big deal. I have slight bruising on my face but nothing serious. I actually woke up with an erection so hard this morning because of what I did to that guys face. The blood, the snot- him begging "bro, I'm done, I'm done".

It was a great night.

Anyways NO I did not start the fight. Was I drunk? I did a few lines and drank but only socially . I was at a party. Anyways I was taking home the center piece which was, by my admission, kind of girly. As I was carrying it to my car one of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality.
I went right up to his face and bitch slapped him and his buddies jumped in and then all hell broke loose. They started the fight. I finished it. From slap to cuffs was probably less than 5 minutes. Cops came out of the sewer which still begs the question- how the fuck do shooters get away?

Do I have a record? Yes. A few assaults and a minor gun charge when I was younger but nothing serious.


Either way it wasn't my fault. If those pussies whipped my ass they wouldn't flag down a car. They would have smiled and bragged for months how 4 or 5 of them kicked "some gay ass".

Fuck that shit. If I could I would do round 2 right now and then fuck their mother's ass.
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You did a few lines? You also drank? Were you also hearing things too? Perhaps you started the fight with couple of teenagers who never got into a fight before. Who cares how big a person is. You know that size does not matter in a fight. It's no wonder the cops sided with the "guidos". Let me give you a tip. Next time you are about to get into trouble, back down right away and stay down. Consider this a warning, cause if some serious shit goes down and they take your blood or urine sample from you and find shit, along with your record, you'll be spending your honey moon behind bars, with your newly wed husband.

Sometimes, you have to sacrifice pride for freedom. If you don't know what I mean, keep on being a hot shot. Let's see how far you will go...
 
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