Best Masturbation term...ever

[minnie_me]

From American Pie

Stroking the one eye snake

 

[Rezdog]

Making Love To Myself...

 

[Barry-O]

Slapping the Salami
popping the weasle
beat ur meat
drain ur pipes

 

[Why Not?]

Jerkin the gherkin

 

[gap]

males........poundin' the pud

ladiies.......rubbin' the nubbin

 

[gap]

.....PalmPilot

 

[champ]

I thought of this one on a carribean vacation :

Waxing the Dolphin.

I was once in a really bad pealer joint in Sudbury and had about 6 triple Crown Royal & Cokes . I was there on business ( I know , I know ... business in the 'Bury ? ) with three colleagues. We were harassing a very nasty dancer and she called us a bunch of "One Armed Romeos " . I still lauugh at that to this day !

 

[Cinema Face]

It's my dick and I'll clean it as fast as I want!!