I thought of this one on a carribean vacation :
Waxing the Dolphin.
I was once in a really bad pealer joint in Sudbury and had about 6 triple Crown Royal & Cokes . I was there on business ( I know , I know ... business in the 'Bury ? ) with three colleagues. We were harassing a very nasty dancer and she called us a bunch of "One Armed Romeos " . I still lauugh at that to this day !