BREAKING: brian Laundrie found dead
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it was in an area previously under water bones will/should show if it was a gator stash
I thought the way he killed would have done that. Nobody gives a shit about the way he died... except a few Terbites trying to solve the case here.
If it's a large pack of protein, a gator doesn't kill right away. It will rip off a chunk of flesh and wait for the prey to die. In Laundrie's case, it probably was a butt cheek and he bleed out. He was probably wishing LE to show up in his terminal pain.
"Don't shoot me, I'd rather serve justice than eat tenderloin".
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We don't know cause of death yet but if it was suicide he could've blown his head off which would explain his face being gone. His body could;ve still been somewhat intact.
Or, maybe he took a homeless man there and killed him. Without the head it would be harder to identify the body, no dental records etc.
DNA would still work, though.
My understanding was they used dental records to identify him so at least part of skull/jaw was left. If he shot himself, a gun would have been found with at least a round missing. He was an experienced hiker in the area - I would think an alligator attack would be unlikely. If he got bit by a water moccasin or other poisonous snake - it's unlikely he would seek help. Whatever happened - his body got the same scavenger treatment as Gabby.
Just out of sheer, cussed grossness, why wouldn't a gator attack him? He's too big for a gator to eat?
He rather kill himself before facing the slim possibility of dog the bounty hunter catching him.
D.A. "So you are looking for laundrie money?
or are you just planning on doing some money laundrie -ing. ?"
It was just an opinion based on an assumption that an experienced hiker in Florida would know the dangers of gators. To your point, if I was being stalked and didn't want to be found, part of my trek would be in shallow waters to try to throw off the scent of tracking dogs. I would think that water in the lungs (if that part off the body is intact) might tip off if he was the main course or a convenient already dead appetizer (if gator marks are found).
Out of curiosity I did find this info on Google: Gators generally do not attack humans for a number of reasons, but mainly because we are simply too large for gators to deal with. Since 1948, there have been 401 documented alligator bites in the Florida. Of that number, 23 have been fatal attacks. Florida is a prime habitat for alligators.
Locals say it was most likely ruthless wild pigs that will eat anything. He was found in an area that was previously flooded. His death was probably worse than potitos.
