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Mahatt MaCoat

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it was a very good year

Sung to,"It was a very good year".

When I was 17,
I drank a very good beer,
I drank a very good beer, that I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Brian McGee,
I got drunk listening to Queen
When I was 17.........
 

homonger

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The episode where Homer gets to play Santa at the Springfield Thanksgiving Day parade. He is rehearsing his lines with Bart.

Homer: Ho ho ho! Merry... line?
Bart: Christmas
Homer (grabbing script): Let me see that!
 
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Here are my favs

Homer: Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!

Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

Specter
 

sarasota

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When he...

calls in a pledge to PBS to get their telethon off the air. They end up flying him off to a pacific island and enroute he is on the ham radio calling for "Jefuss" (Jesus).

I like this thread. I am amazed with all the stuff they come up with for Homer on the show.
 

impala77

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homer: if you don't start behaving yourself we'll put you in a home.
granpa: you already put me in a home!
Homer: then we'll put you in the crooked one we saw on 60 minutes!
Grandpa: I'll be good.
 

Top Jimmy

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Two that really have meaning in our lives....

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.

and...

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said "Homer, you're a big disappointment", and, God bless her soul, she was really on to something.
 

i_am_good

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Scene: Homer is playing cards with the guys in Moes' kitchen...someone tells Homer he is dumb...

Homer: "I'm NOT dumb."
Player: "Yeah, you're dumb."

*Camera zooms in on Homer's head - centering on his brain*

Homer <speaking to himself>: "Say something smart, say something smart, say something smart..."

*Camera zooms back out. All the card players are gone! The game ended hours ago. In walks Moe in his pajamas.*

Moe <surprised>: "Homer, are you STILL here? Go home. It's after 3AM in the morning!"

Talk about a classic!
 

bar+leby88

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great back n forth

Mr. Bergstrom (Lisa's substitute teacher) and Homer discussing Lisa.

Mr. B: There is a wonderful girl's future at stake.
Homer: Well, if she's so wonderful, give her an A!
Mr. B: I *am* giving her an A.
Homer: Great, but don't tell her it was a favor to me. Tell her she earned it.
Mr. B: Mr. Simpson, she *did* earn it.
Homer: You are smooth, I'll give you that.
 

muddy@TGF

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i love this thread

my fav/ well i have a million, huge simpsons fan. i have the homer watch, when u press the button on the side, it says "mmmmmm burger" hahaha

fav. line

the one where homer finds out his mom is alive, they are in homie's room, and homer points to his dresser and says
"that's where i put my shirts when i am not wearing them"

(_8( l) doh!!!! <----if u turn ur head, u can see homer

another fav

when burns sold the plant to the germans

homer is in the land of chocolate, that kokie music comes on.. homers takes a bite out of the chocolate dog, then runs over to the chocolate store, looks at the sign in the store that reads half price chocolate......

says " mmmmmm 1/2 price chocolate" hahaha in the land of chocolate, love it

regards
Muddy
 

Joey the Kid

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The episode when Bart plays Lisa in Hockey


" OMG marge....this is it! It's Bart vs. Lisa.
The winner will be loved and showered with my praise!
And the ***** will taunted and teased until my throat is sore!"

lol
 

Lloyd

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On a hunger strike: "Ohhh, I'm wasting away!" Cupping his breasts "I'm down to a B-cup"

After Devil Flanders turns his Homer's head into a giant doughnut
Marge:"Homer, stop picking at it!"
Homer:"Ohhhh, but I'm so sweet and tasty!"

Lloyd.
 

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.... So they have the internet on computers now....
 

King Pig

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Last nights show had the all time classic homer line.

Homer was sitting at the breakfast table with two gay guys when one of them starts complaining about the breakfast prepared by his lover. Homer looks at the guy and says:

'why are you riding his ass and not in a good way'
 
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A while back I checked out some Simpson sites and I ran across one that gave short summaries of all the episodes. Been a while so I don't remember any more but you may find what you looking for doing a search

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homonger

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I don't remember that episode either, eggman and berlin, but I do remember a line from the episode where Homer discovers a long overdue library book. It is a book of classic stories and he sits down with Bart and Lisa to read it. The first story is about Odysseus and the Trojan War, and Homer, Lenny, Carl, Moe, Apu, and Professor Frink are trying to convince the gatekeeper in Troy (played by Flanders) to accept this large wooden horse they are hiding in. After the Trojans roll the big wooden horse into their city, Flanders says, "From now on, when people think wood, they'll think of Trojan". It was a hilarious line.

And then, later in that same story, Homer and his cronies are on a ship and are lost, trying to get back to Ithaca. They pass the Sirens who sound sexy and pretty, but they turn out to actually be Patty and Selma, hairy legs and all. They flee in their ship, and as they get away, you can hear Professor Frink, in his Jerry Lewis voice saying, "Save me from the ladies". I always crack up when I hear that.
 
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