Giant Alligator

[Esco!]

Thats one big mothafarking Alligator:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/wcgator.asp

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Could make a few pair of shoes from that one, eh?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Hey! How about condoms?!

Alligator skin condoms.

Could make for a good closing pick up line at a singles bar

"hey, I have alligator skin condoms"

 

[moogama]

Damn! NiteHwk! I just spit out my coffee all over my computer! LOL!

coffee isn't good for you. something about caffeine

 

[Esco!]

Damn! NiteHwk! I just spit out my coffee all over my computer! LOL!

Time to trade that cheapy PC in for a new one

 

[xix]

fake

Thats one big mothafarking Alligator:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/wcgator.asp

I say it is fake because the tail curls upward. Shouldn't it be downwards on the florr?
There is no shadow of the aligator.

 

[blitz]

Alligator says to Game Warden: "Get in my belly"

Game Warden says to Alligator: "This is how we do it in Texas"

BANG!

Game Warden says to all: "Get the backhoe and call Chilli's, we havin' BBQ"

Hmmmm Alligator

 

[incognito]

That gator is as big as a great white shark ekkkk!

Actually, a full grown great white shark is 15-18 feet long on average. Some that have been caught are almost 20 feet. A 13 foot gator is indeed very large but not as big as a great white.

Yeah, yeah...i know. I'm a smart ass.

 

[VincenzoTurismo]

Could make a few pair of shoes from that one, eh?

Yeah, either that or a suitcase.

Ciao,

VT

 

[frankcastle]

How do they claim that that gator is 13 ft long? Compare it to the guy in the picture, the gator is more that twice the size of the guy which doesn't make sense unless he is very short (but doesn't appear to be).

In fact from head to tail the gator looks to be about 3 times the size of the man but that would make the man just over 4 feet tall.

Good points regarding the upturned tail and lack of shadow.

 

[Esco!]

How do they claim that that gator is 13 ft long? Compare it to the guy in the picture, the gator is more that twice the size of the guy which doesn't make sense unless he is very short (but doesn't appear to be).

In fact from head to tail the gator looks to be about 3 times the size of the man but that would make the man just over 4 feet tall.

Good points regarding the upturned tail and lack of shadow.

hhhmmmmm....
A) I see a shadow
B) The tail kinda curls up making it look like it at one point had rested on its behind (well kinda ).

Dont bother me with anymore details, OK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[frankcastle]

Whoa, sorry Esco, I thnk you're coming down. The scale just looks off (no pun intended)

 

[Esco!]

Whoa, sorry Esco, I thnk you're coming down. The scale just looks off (no pun intended)

LOL...........scale????? You mean scales!!!
Oh the details I put my little animals through...

 

[frankcastle]

LOL. No I mean scale as in picture size vs real size, the cop is probably 5 to 6 foot something but appears to be roughly 1/3 the size of the gator meaning the gator should be 15 to 18 feet (head to tail) which doesn't match up with the story.

What do you mean little animals..... not sure I'm up on the lingo. Perhaps another hint?