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How Canadian are you?

mburner

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Did 14...an I'm not even a Canadian. But I do consider myself a closet Canuck. I mean, who else would have an album of Roger Doucet singing the world's greatest national anthems?
 

downbound123

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HungSowel

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I scored an 11. That stuff is all superficial, being Canadian is about taking the path of least resistance to achieve your objective while staying within the law. For many, it is to dump all their money into real estate to become a slum lord, or to own a business that relies on cheap imported labor.

My Canadian dream is to enslave poor workers in other countries with poverty-level wages to make a product that I can sell to the USA. I was living the dream sort of, but then Trump came along and turned it into a nightmare, now I must find a new path of least resistance.
 

Mira

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I hide my innate social ineptness & insecurity behind a facade of politeness.
 

Ponderling

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For me bonus points would be skating on the Rideau Canal while sipping a hot chocolate (without spilling it) and eating a Beavertail.
The real trick is to judge how cold it is going to be while you are out skating the canal, and inately know how much rye or whiskey to mix in with the juice in the wine skin, so the drink comes out at worst as a slushie, but will not fully freeze.
 
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Valcazar

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I am at 13 aswell 😀 Calgary stampede is in my bucket list I would love to go one day!!
Same, haven't been west really.
Have an invite for the Stampede with some Calgarians I met though, so next year is a possibility.
 
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