How do YOU define BBW?

[bobistheowl]

Here are two larger women:

Julia Collins, current champion of Jeopardy!, with ten straight victories.

Katy Brand, an incredibly funny British comic actress, almost on par with Tracey Ullman.

There's no question that Julia is a big beautiful woman, but should the same term be used to describe Katy as well? Even Katy would not consider herself physically beautiful, even if she lost five stone. What acronym would you use to describe a woman who is big, but not beautiful? In fairness, Katy was surprisingly hot when she did her recurring sketch of Angelina Jolie as a jungle girl who, (literally), oozed sexuality on Katy Brand's Big Ass Show, (2007-09).

It's like using the term mentally challenged inclusively for both someone with Down's syndrome, and for a person who's bipolar.



Thoughts?

 

[demien2k5]

At present: BBW = (ideal body weight/height + 30lbs) x (self confidence + sex appeal + eroticism + vivaciousness)

...but it's only a working theory I'm actively trying to prove through the gathering of practical data :eyebrows:

 

[demien2k5]

awesome deductions ... but you should subtract all obtuse angles and multiply again by generous curves ... then you've solved the problem!

Tried that, but then that annoying little variable called "degree of horny-ness" always seems to cloud the calculation...or was it my mind? Anyway.... It's just sooooo hard to concentrate in the face of a beautiful and sexy BBW. This research might never reach it's logical conclusion, and may in fact remain one of those random unsolved mysteries perpetually niggling at men across the known universe for all eternity...woe is me *sniff*

 

[bobistheowl]

At present: BBW = (ideal body weight/height + 30lbs) x (self confidence + sex appeal + eroticism + vivaciousness)

...but it's only a working theory I'm actively trying to prove through the gathering of practical data :eyebrows:

You should factor in age, as well; + 30 pounds at 40 is a lot different than + 30 pounds at 21. You might also want to factor in touchdown percentage and average gain.

 

[Ref]

BBW = Weight > Hourly Fee

 

[bobistheowl]

BBW = Weight > Hourly Fee

That's probably true, now that Molly Robinson has retired.

 

[demien2k5]

That's probably true, now that Molly Robinson has retired.

Now THERE was an awesome BBW!

 

[MadonnaLove]

Tried that, but then that annoying little variable called "degree of horny-ness" always seems to cloud the calculation...or was it my mind? Anyway.... It's just sooooo hard to concentrate in the face of a beautiful and sexy BBW. This research might never reach it's logical conclusion, and may in fact remain one of those random unsolved mysteries perpetually niggling at men across the known universe for all eternity...woe is me *sniff*

LOL your hilarious i love having more cushion for the pushin xo

 

[demien2k5]

Damn that "degree of horny-ness angle" ... lol ... keep up with the research my friend ... at least you can have fun trying to work it out

It's all got some fundamental anchor in Boyle's Law. As temperature increases (her degree of 'hotness'), pressure increases (the pressure on me to want to sleep with her) and volume decreases (amount of self-restraint I can muster). I'm just not sure how to solve for this in the context of the sexy BBW dilemma...

 

[appleb]

Why not just say fat instead of BBW?

 

[MadonnaLove]

Why not just say fat instead of BBW?

call it what you want theres a demand for it

 

[Titalian]

Women come in all shapes and sizes, If they have a good attitude, I know I'm in for a good time.

 

[demien2k5]

Why not just say fat instead of BBW?

For the same reason most people say 'escargots' instead of 'snails', and 'caviar' instead of 'fish eggs' - there's more class and appreciation demonstrated in the former than in the latter, and in that context BBW and Fat are not the same thing at all.

 

[Titalian]

For the same reason most people say 'escargots' instead of 'snails', and 'caviar' instead of 'fish eggs' - there's more class and appreciation demonstrated in the former than in the latter, and in that context BBW and Fat are not the same thing at all.

You sound pisssed!!!

 

[MadonnaLove]

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OMG i love that scene LOL thanks for the giggles

 

[thumper18474]

LOL your hilarious i love having more cushion for the pushin xo

So does that mean Im a BBG?

 

[bobistheowl]

"When I want to grease my piece, I go obese". - Jimmy the Janitor, (Jason Mewes), on Todd and the Book of Pure Evil

 

[MadonnaLove]

So does that mean Im a BBG?

i like BBG

 

[thumper18474]

i like bbg

boing!!!

 

[shack]

I agree with fat. BBW is simply a marketing term.