I called the...

[Art Mann]

Called the opera company, looking for work. They told me to sing for my supper.

 

[swalbr]

Let this be the "last call"!!!

 

[SchlongConery]

Let this be the "last call"!!!

Are you going to Bar any further replies?

 

[NHFL]

Let this be the "last call"!!!

Not in this lounge.

 

[SchlongConery]

I called at the last minute to cancel my urologist appointment and the receptionist told me to piss off.

 

[SchlongConery]

I then called to cancel my x-ray appointment with the same excuse and it was if they could see right through me.

 

[Nate1]

I called Ford about their ad for a sexy new model. It was an Escort.

 

[SchlongConery]

AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH. Good one...now please FUCKING STOP!!!

Uhhhhhmmmmm. No.

 

[rgkv]

AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH. Good one...now please FUCKING STOP!!!

Honey...is that you?? I asked you not to tell others I was that good

 

[swalbr]

Where's Carson Daly when u need him?

 

[swalbr]

I called the executioner. He hung up.

 

[swalbr]

Called the queen. She was busy. On the throne.

 

[swalbr]

Called the funeral parlour. Sounded very grave.

 

[swalbr]

Called Jesus. Boy was he cross.

 

[Art Mann]

Called the convent, said I can cure bad habits. They wanted nun of that.

 

[swalbr]

Called the plumber. Said he was too drained to come.

 

[SoftHands813]

Called the opera company, looking for work. They told me to sing for my supper.

Aria sure? Maybe you didn't make the right overture.


I just called Planters - they went nuts.

 

[Art Mann]

Called the proctology clinic, inquired about career options. They said it's a shitty job.

 

[great bear]

I got pissed at my chriopracter and made no bones about it!

 

[Ironhead]

The "Clean your Ducts Company" called me last night and I told them I washed my goose last week.

On the lap top and just broke out laughing. Now everyone is staring