I called the...

[great bear]

On the lap top and just broke out laughing. Now everyone is staring

did you duct for cover?

 

[Nate1]

Called my IT specialist re frozen screen, he gave me a re boot.

 

[versitile1]

Called the septic tank pumping company, told me I was full of shit.

 

[Art Mann]

did you piss him off? when I called he told me to quit being a pain in the ass ...

Called the proctologist back,
asked how he liked this photo:

He told me quit kissing your ass.

 

[great bear]

Called the window glass repair company told him I needed a front window replaced, his eyes glazed over.

 

[thumper18474]

Called the window glass repair company told him I needed a front window replaced, his eyes glazed over.

Well he must have come to my place after cus i wasnt impressed with the one he put in ..and he said I was just a pane in the glass

 

[great bear]

Bought a new Maytag refrigerator. Had some problems with it. Called the repair centre and the guy asked me if the refrigerator was running. I took a look and told him "no, its still in the same corner its always been in".

 

[swalbr]

I called the prick just to needle him but he didn't get the point.

 

[rgkv]

Whats that..I cu*t hear you, got a fucktion problem with my ear, tits alright though but bear ass me again

 

[Art Mann]

Called the meteorologist, asked if the weather would be good for a wedding. He said the forecast calls for pain.

 

[ITHAAPUDDYTAT]

i called myself. Was told by doctor I needed to get in touch with myself. Line was always busy.

 

[Art Mann]

Called the agency, asked for an Escort.

They sent me a rusty old Ford.

 

[SchlongConery]

Called the window glass repair company told him I needed a front window replaced, his eyes glazed over.

They should have screened your call.

 

[SchlongConery]

On the lap top and just broke out laughing. Now everyone is staring

Are you typing out your ass?

 

[Art Mann]

Called MI-6, asked for 007. They told me he was Schlong gone.

 

[SchlongConery]

Called MI-6, asked for 007. They told me he was Schlong gone.

I called in asking for Pussy Galore and they told me the secret access code was T-E-R-B

 

[Art Mann]

Called City Hall, asked to speak with the mayor.

They put a clown on the phone.

 

[NHFL]

Called City Hall, asked to speak with the mayor.

They put a clown on the phone.

Called for a clown to perform at a kids party. They sent Rob Ford.