I called the...

[Celticman]

I called AA. Hopeless. Could not understand them. They were slurring their words.

 

[versitile1]

I called the compulsive masturbators hotline and they told me to beat it.

 

[versitile1]

I called the constipation helpline and they told me they were already backed up.

 

[esoterica]

I called the fish market just for the halibut. When I asked if they delivered they said not today the driver has a haddock.

If it does get delivered, it will be a mackerel.

 

[NHFL]

I called the constipation helpline and they told me they were already backed up.

I had a similar response when I called the anal sex line. They told me they were packing it in for the night.

 

[NHFL]

Hey, apparently you don't need to call separate hotlines to get all of these responses. Just one number will give you every response above: 1-888-ROGERS-1

 

[versitile1]

I called the compulsive masturbators hotline and they told me to beat it.

I called them back and this time they told me to go fuck myself.

 

[thumper18474]

I called them back and this time they told me to go fuck myself.

....
HEY...got the same response from the hermaphrodites hotline...
but i said i couldnt!
Thats when they hung up....pricks.?..or is it ..bitch?!

 

[rgkv]

tried to put it in but it came out

 

[Art Mann]

Called the veterinarian to see if he's working today.

They told me he's fucking the dog.

 

[Gentle Ben]

I went to my bank today to see about reducing my mortgage payments. I was told I would have speak with the loans officer, they suggested that I go to Helen Whate

 

[SoftHands813]

I just called the casino to apply for a job. They said, "no dice".

 

[versitile1]

I called the plumber to fix my toilet. He said, "You're shit outta luck."

 

[SchlongConery]

I'm calling the Schizophrenic Self-Help Line.. hold on I've got another call coming in.

 

[SchlongConery]

Just called the Upholstery Shop for a progress report. Sofa so good.

 

[Butler1000]

Help! I'm at cafe Atlantis right now and my resolve is wavering! Any suggestions on how to remain "master of my domain"!?!?

 

[versitile1]

Help! I'm at cafe Atlantis right now and my resolve is wavering! Any suggestions on how to remain "master of my domain"!?!?

I called the strip club and they said nothing a-peeling was going on.

 

[swalbr]

I called schlong and told him to guy cuckin of'n yom.

 

[SchlongConery]

I called schlong and told him to guy cuckin of'n yom.

Take that penis out of your mouth and try again please.

 

[swalbr]

Take that

penis out of your mouth and try again please.[/QUOT

Cum on shlongy de bist mushuga no?