I just jerked off and it felt good

[Mao Tse Tongue]

I just saved $200 doing it, and will be donating the money to the local humane society.

I feel really good about myself now.

Jerking off instead of going to SP's can be excellent for self-esteem. Tony Robbins said so.

 

[High_Roller]

An almost daily ritual.

Not being Bill Gates, I can't see SPs every night!

Suggestion: XBox 360 and Windows MCE PC. Internet porn on your big screen TV.

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

My g/f has banned me from seeing SP's. This is reasonable.

But somehow jerking off to 18 year old girls with pigtails seems just as wrong, but we do what we can.

Baby steps.

 

[Berlin]

I just jerked off and it felt good.

Good for you.

BTW did you wash your hands first before hitting that keyboard ?

 

[kramer]

My g/f has banned me from seeing SP's. This is reasonable.

It may be reasonable, but is it doable?

Good luck Chairman - keep us posted on your progress.

 

[Bella6969]

I do everyday , i think thats what keeps me sane LOL
No frisky fun = no happy me LOL

 

[Svend]

I owe Bella6969 a few bucks if she's collecting fantasy royalties.

 

[Viewer]

My g/f has banned me from seeing SP's. This is reasonable.

More reasonable would be to have a g/f who has a different attitude about SPs. "Hey honey, why don't you go out and buy some awesome sex tonight? Tomorrow, you could bring someone home for us to share. You know my tastes. . . ."

We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality.

-V

 

[PHNINE]

Shill

 

[rgkv]

awesome

what's wrong with your girlfriend, can't she give you some awesome sex? maybe thats what she needs!

 

[daty]

let me see if i have this right

Mao Tse Tongue (who now has a sticky keyboard as pointed out by Berlin formerly known as Kitchener) just jerked off High_Roller who can't afford Kacy & Bella daily (I AM DATY DAILY) but Svend can. Meanwhile Kramer wants to watch and kitaa wants in on the next session cus no one shared before

and oh yea eyeofthedragon is going fishing with fresh bait this long weekend

and viewer and rgkv want to GFE from Mao's GF and phinnie calls SHILL cuz there is no contact info (is that for Mao or his GF)

 

[rgkv]

yes

Kool daty

 

[goalie000]

If I didn't jerk it a little, I would certainly be broke and my favorite Lady would be a lot richer.

 

[CosaNostra]

It must be fun! I do it every morning.

I think it's easier for guys in the morning. We wake up and most of the work is already done

 

[Viewer]

I think it's easier for guys in the morning. We wake up and most of the work is already done

Waste not (wood), want not (wood).

-V

 

[Viewer]

Imagine what would happen to terb if everyone reported back to the board each time he or she jerked off....



-V

 

[greenii]

Fred Zed should put up a new section in the reviews section
I think a good name would be
Jo Reviews---Jerk Off Reviews incall/outcall -just incase you do it in your car

 

[freshbreath]

jerking off and stealing ketchup packets from fast food places is how I stay in the green

 

[Jade4u]

Imagine what would happen to terb if everyone reported back to the board each time he or she jerked off....



-V

That would make me very upset that it is all being wasted on kleenex or down a drain etc... and not on my skin.

 

[Eli]

Here's an idea, why not obstain from one encounter and sponsor a child in a developing country for a year. Or if that is too much to ask why not take a 1/2 session and donate the rest of the money you would have spent?

Cum and make the world a better palce.