Idle ramblings

[Quirt]

41. People who wear glass shoes shouldn't kick rocks.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

42. If a dog pisses on a fire hydrant it's not vandalism, it's just being a dog.

 

[Chivas Regal]

Men are men, but sheep are nervous!

Chivas

 

[eyeofthedragon]

If a space ship is going the speed of light what happens when they turn the headlights on

 

[Quirt]

Damn, I've lost count now...

 

[pineappleguy]

46. One test is worth 1000 opinions

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

36. Goober's dad gives better head than Goober's mom

 

[eyeofthedragon]

if the road to hell is paved with good intentions is the road to heaven paved with bad intentions?

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

if the road to hell is paved with good intentions is the road to heaven paved with bad intentions?

A road paved with ashpault provides for a smoother ride

 

[shredder]

46. One test is worth 1000 opinions

And the corollary:

1000 posts is worth a Goober hummer.

*please note: no actual valuation has been done on a Goober hummer and therefore it's actual "worth" is quite arbitrary*

 

[chris123]

47. A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.

 

[JeremytheWicked]

48. Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just a train coming.

 

[goalie000]

49. And the meek shall inherit the earth... Yeah right.

 

[Berlin]

50. Alien ( <>..<>) got the boot, dang...

 

[elvis777]

51. Why do we drive on PArkways and park on Driveways?

52. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods and kills them. . .does anybody care?


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[srapcan]

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[wrong hole]

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

....same sound as masturbating

 

[Deviant]

Sweat is to keep you from catching fire during sex.

 

[Karma]

Titmouse....neither tit nor mouse, it's bird...