Idle ramblings

[Big Bear]

57 Why does sour cream have a best before date?

 

[DenWa]

58. Life is hard with a constant erection.


59. Man with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

 

[Back Burner]

60. Love is a battlefield

 

[Cardinal Fang]

62. Love means never having to apologize for your Abbrams tank.

 

[Ross Eyerie]

Man with hands in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who drops watch in toilet is said to have shitty time.

Man who farts in church stands in his own pew.

Baseball all wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[Meesh]

You can't tell a book by it's cover, you can't tell a dog by it's coat...but you can tell your sister anything.

 

[Meesh]

If God didn't mean for you to play with it, he wouldn't have made your arms long enough to reach it!

 

[incognito]

70. If a tree falls on a man...is he STILL wrong?

 

[WhaWhaWha]

71. There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

72. Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

 

[kwong_1978]

73. Why do we call this a leap year? We're not leaping over a day. We're adding a day, shouldn't we call it an "add-year"?

 

[shredder]

74. Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you don't.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

75. Why is it called a blow job when she is sucking?

 

[dax]

76. Elevator smells different to a midget.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

77. Is head cheese what I think it is?

 

[Hugger]

78. Why hasn't every psychic won the lottery?

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

[bishop]

79. If there is a heaven, is not doing bad things automatically qualify you for entry or do you have to actively do good things to get in?

 

[Meesh]

Why isn't phoenetics spelled phoenetically?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Why isn't phoenetics spelled phoenetically?

Why doesn't Meesh learn to spell?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=phonetically