I bet if there was a procedure to increase the length of your penis - just like this procedure to increase the length of your long bones - you'd care alot more about this issue and all the guys would be very determined to do it as well
littleboyblue said:
In 83 I was at SCH and the kid in the next bed was having his forearm extended (birth defect).
He had what looked like a small scaffold built around his forearm and it was screwed directly into the bone at both ends. On a fairly regular basis they would quite literally turn a screw to lengthen the "scaffold" and we're talking a millimeter maybe less. TRX is right about this taking forever! I forgot to mention that the bones are obviously broken.
It takes so long because you have to wait for the muscles, tendons, and ligaments to slowly stretch without causing damage or to much pain (a very relative term here).
When they literally turned the screws on his "scaffold" and pulled his bones a little farther apart - did the kid feel alot of pain? Cause it was just a millimeter adjustment. Why couldn't they give him morphine or something to kill or dull the pain when they made the adjustment?
Anyways, does anyone know the official medical term they use to call this procedure or surgery? Maybe I can do a search about it on the net for more info. Maybe they offer it in Canada.
I dunno. I keep thinking about it. If its something thats gonna be with me for the rest of my life. Maybe I'll consider it. Perhaps, a few truckloads of morphine and this will be a piece of cake.
Besides, everyone is freakin' 6'0 or 6'2 nowadays anyways...grrrr!!! Especially all the pretty girls! grrr.
This not unlike getting a boob job or a hair transplant. And everyone nowadays is getting something adjusted or fixed for the sake of appearances. Especially in hollywood.
Just lately, Ashlie Simpson got herself a nose job. It looks alot better now. She has a much tinier nose. Was it worth it? She's got a better looking face now, for life. Was it worth it. Maybe.
Besides, as for the pain. I can tell you a thousand other things that I endure thats alot more painful. Like rejection. And this procedure won't last forever. It will eventually be over. And living a life full of rejection can last the rest of my life. Am I a man or a mouse? This is just a test of my strength and masculinity and character. Thats the way I choose to look at it. Besides, the doctor has an unlimited supply of morphine...
I just wonder how much this entire procedure would cost in terms of finances.
And how I'm going to justify it to my boss. Um, I want to be taller so I can be more productive at work. Be able to reach those high shelves, you know, boss?
Besides, I'm still young. I'm 29. I still have a whole life ahead of me. And 20 years from now. I'm going to look back and ask myself, why I didn't have the guts to do it. What could've happened. Who's attention I could've captured. How it might've changed my life. And what could've been and why I didn't just do it while I still had the chance, and not when its too late.