Is there a doctor in the house?

[Dash]

Frankly... from what I have heard, confidence and personality are far greater attractants to a woman than a man's height. IF you feel uncomfortable with your height... then it is very possible that you are projecting this... and thus, causing women to not be attracted. Iam not saying these things to be harsh or mean.. rather hoping that they are helpful to you.

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1491444
http://www.serono-canada.com/english/solution/growth/professional/registry.htm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=165002&dopt=Abstract

Bro, thanks for the links. But the HGH links are irrelevant to me now. For I am past the age of 18 and 25. Therefore, the growth plates in my body have solidified to bone and are no longer flexible cartilage. Therefore, the growth plates in my body have matured and the long bones in my body have fused together. Thus, I am no longer able to grow anymore. So Human Growth Hormone, injected will not help me. Though, for the love of ... I so wish Human Growth Hormone was an open available option to me. I wouldn't mind injecting myself with it everyday. If it had an effect. It wouldn't disrupt my work schedule or my life. Though, I heard it takes very long to achieve significant inches. 4 inches of height would be achieved in 3 years, or something like that.

 

[juanbrujo]

You have some serious confidence problems but you are free to do whatever you want. I think you want to perform the following procedure:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=negroplasty

http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages2006/image25024.jpg

Dangerous procedure though, your kneecaps might explode.

 

[mav256]

You'll probably find this funny. I had a friend try to set me up this weekend. She's a cute little thing (5') and I'm tall (6'3"). She turned me down because I'm too tall.

 

[james t kirk]

You'll probably find this funny. I had a friend try to set me up this weekend. She's a cute little thing (5') and I'm tall (6'3"). She turned me down because I'm too tall.

Is that what she told you?

 

[mtl_guy]

a woman wouldnt get extended mat leave if she had twins, triplets, etc. if a employer was overly nice or generous they may voluntarily decide to help out.

if a woman had complications with the birth that lasted until after the mat leave period, then she may be eligible for short or long term disability.

if you need paid time off for your surgery and you ask for a few months, you will have to provide some medical documentation if theres insurance companies involved and you are thinking of using short term disability.

are you getting this surgery done in toronto or in a clinic in mexico?

how much is this going to cost you?

what are the success rates?

what are the risks? how often does infection and amputation occur?

Here's a question:

Say I do this. I tell my boss I need surgery on my legs.

He asks why. I say because they hurt.

So he goes, Okay, how much time do you need off?

I say, Three months.

But I'm thinking the doctor tells the boss how much time I get off.

The doctor stated three months is pretty much the estimate.

So I go for the surgery. Except the time to recover takes alot longer than three months.

So the boss gets pissed. Expected me back in three months. I'm still not back.

So the doctor can simply tell him, he's literally has two broken legs. Its impossible for him to work his shift, let alone even come to the workplace at all.

Do I get fired? Lose my job? Or am I protected? Do I keep my job? According to work labour law?

If a woman asks for maternity leave time off to have her baby. The full time female employee at my work gets pregnant and asks the boss for maternity leave. He grants her maternity leave and she gets a WHOLE YEAR OFF. She left three weeks ago,started her maternity leave,and is scheduled to return to work in September 2007!!! A WHOLE YEAR!!

That would be enough time for me to complete the procedure pretty much...

So, say they expect her in the fall of 2007, but something happens, she gets triplets or quadriplets and can't return to work because of all the babies she wasn't expecting, so she needs to stay off work for much longer. Much longer than the fall of 2007, so what does the boss do? Give her more maternity leave time off? Or fire her?

You can't fire an employee for being medically and physically unfit and unable to return to work.

With two broken legs, its pretty much impossible so do I get fired or what? Do I lose my job?

 

[mav256]

Is that what she told you?

Yup, that's what she said.

 

[Dash]

Yup, that's what she said.

You're kidding!

 

[ducttape]

she went from being 4'4 to 5'4...a full ten inches ...

Dude if you think that there are 10 inches in a foot, does that mean that you're actually only 4'7" tall?

 

[Dash]

Dude if you think that there are 10 inches in a foot, does that mean that you're actually only 4'7" tall?

Yeah. Miscalculation.

There should be 10 inches in a foot.

But there's 12 inches in a foot.

 

[chris123]

You should absolutely get this done.
If you can't find anyone in Canada or the USA, then try a South American or Asian country where they are not so boringly hung up on ethics, safety, etc.
Please provide before and after pix.

 

[Dash]

You should absolutely get this done.
If you can't find anyone in Canada or the USA, then try a South American or Asian country where they are not so boringly hung up on ethics, safety, etc.
Please provide before and after pix.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?

Let me ask you guys something..

If you made arrangements to meet a beautiful ladyfriend today, (you invited her to meet for coffee, she didn't...) and went to meet her at a nice coffee shop, sitting at the table sipping your coffee in the nice, bright sunshine (I know, winter is here, but humor me...) and having an amazing lively animated conversation that remains strong and seems to make the hours seem unstrained and unnoticed.

As the hours pass, sitting at the coffee table with her, you notice she has an amazing personality, is really really intelligent and is extremely sweet. Oh yeah, most especially you notice she has a very nice height and is very leggy..

So, You manage to steer the conversation towards her body. You "casually" mention you can't believe she looks so good.

She laughs merrily, and says, "Why do you say that?"

So you muster up a quick answer, "Because you're good-looking, very nice personality, so leggy and tall. What guy wouldn't want that in a woman?"

Then she breaks the egg. She goes almost casually, "You like my legs? Did you know I had surgery on them?"

So here's the question, guys. If it wasn't me that brought up this question. But if it was a beautiful woman that told you she wanted her legs enhanced, lengthened. Would you be so against it? Knowing she might come out with much, much longer legs and a much more attractive statuesque frame? Would you be more supportive to a woman instead of a man?

Also, the same question goes for if she shared with you the intention to have her breasts enhanced. Or her face lifted. Or her lips injected...

Would you be so against it? Or more supportive to a woman, instead of a man...?

 

[Dash]

Competition for jobs and marriage partners has sparked a national height craze in China that has people lining up to be surgically stretched or to purchase torture rack-like stretching machines, according to a Local 6 News report.

My question is: How do the people in china afford a $400,000 surgery??!!!