Found this on a fishing board!
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>On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for some sightseeing.
>He was cruising along the beach in his car when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
>A helpless man wearing a Senators jersey and hat was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
>As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing blue and white Maple Leaf Jerseys.
>One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side.
>The other two reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semiconscious Senators fan from the water.
>Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
>Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
>"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them.
>"I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Ottawa and Toronto, but now I have seen with my own eyes that is not true."
>As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
>"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
>"Well," the harpooner said "he may have access to God's wisdom but he doesn't know diddly about shark fishing... is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
Go Leafs.........
Message:
>On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for some sightseeing.
>He was cruising along the beach in his car when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore.
>A helpless man wearing a Senators jersey and hat was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
>As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing blue and white Maple Leaf Jerseys.
>One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side.
>The other two reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semiconscious Senators fan from the water.
>Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
>Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
>"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them.
>"I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Ottawa and Toronto, but now I have seen with my own eyes that is not true."
>As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
>"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
>"Well," the harpooner said "he may have access to God's wisdom but he doesn't know diddly about shark fishing... is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
Go Leafs.........
