Mechanical Pencil for sale

[wrong hole]

I know I'm not a paid advertiser and I don't have a Terb banner up, but I hope sheiky lets me keep this post up.....

anyway, I have a mechanical pencil for sale.....I bought it in 1999 and paid a dollar for it...well I figure with depreciation and the time value of money....I'm willing to part with it for fifty cents....

So it's fifty cents....what the hell...or best offer.

 

[impala77]

does it come with lead?

 

[wrong hole]

No lead is not included....

 

[impala77]

what a rip off.

 

[wrong hole]

screw you...then....go buy your pencil at grand and toy...

then i will laugh when i see the review of how you got ripped off

 

[LLL]

Shill!

 

[XoticDancee]

Hobbying all this time, with over 1200 posts, and no lead in your pencil. How do you do it?

 

[hamermill]

Is GST and PST included?

 

[Skids-kid]

Brilliant simply brilliant

Hobbying all this time, with over 1200 posts, and no lead in your pencil. ..........

The best "comeback oneliner" I've seen on the boards in a long long time. Congrats

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Hobbying all this time, with over 1200 posts, and no lead in your pencil. How do you do it?

Perhaps there's plenty lead, but he just cant make it rise?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

How about...

Shipping and 'Handling'?

Is that 'covered'?

 

[wrong hole]

Hobbying all this time, with over 1200 posts, and no lead in your pencil. How do you do it?

...magic....

 

[wrong hole]

Is GST and PST included?

the mechanical pencil is a exempt item...so no GST or PST



btw...mods why was my post moved from the ad section?

 

[billybobjoesue]

I'll give you a quarter, but you have to deliver!

 

[wrong hole]

do I hear 50 cents

 

[Neverenuff$]

Well,

Given the T-shirts for 75.00 dollar thing... I bet PAco can move that Pencil for around 32.50... just scratch HOL on the side of it..

(HEE HEE)

 

[slademan]

I'll buy the pencil but I need a receipt

 

[wrong hole]

OK, but it's non-refundable

 

[slademan]

but if I have the reciept I can charge it back to the company. Now I have a further incentive to buy the pencil, so now you can afford the leaf tickets i'm selling.

 

[wrong hole]

Cool, pm me the mailing address and I will mail you the mechanical pencil along with a receipt....but I hope you know the mechanical pencil will cost you fifty cents, so if you need to make arrangements to get the financing in order then please tell me....make the cheque out to: Vandelay industries

In regards to the leaf tickets....I just remembered I have access to box seats....but I rarely go....mainly b/c I'm not that interested....

I'm more interested in the ballet....you know the dancing bear wearing a tutu....