Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer

[Rockslinger]

It's easier for people to put blame on an outside source rather then looking at their own life style habits like smoking which could of caused it but perhaps he isn't ready for that reality check lol

Maybe his doctor told Michael he had to give up either DATY or smoking. So, by blaming DATY, he now has a reason to decline his wife DATY but can still continue smoking. Just kidding!

 

[GPIDEAL]

Exactly

Douglas has been smoking for 40 or 50 years.

Smokers are usually in denial. All of their smoking ailments are not caused by smoking, but something else.

Like Eddie Van Halen. I think he had some sort of oral cancer as well too, but blamed it on holding metal guitar picks in his mouth, not the two decks of smokes he consumed every day.

Years ago, I was involved with a project where there was found to be high levels of PCBs in the soil (former General Electric Transformer plant at Lansdowne and Dupont in Toronto. The entire corner (now being sold off as condos by the way!!) was a toxic soup in the soil of PCBs. The construction workers had to be told of the PCB contamination and they all FREAKED out like it was going to be the death of them. (The truth was that PCBs are a type of oil that you would have to eat or roll around naked in the soil, or drink contaminated water for them to affect you.) All of these guys were Portuguese labourers and every last one them smoked like a chimney. I said to the one guy that I'd be more worried about the cigarettes he and his friends were constantly burning than anything to do with the PCB contamination in the soil. This only made him more angry and he insisted that smoking wouldn't touch him, but the PCBs could kill him. Classic.

Absolutely!

 

[Rockslinger]

If smoking is the cause, then Catherine should also be concerned as, I think she is or was a heavy smoker.

 

[Insidious Von]

I admire Michael Douglas for the risks he takes as an actor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp3wAyRf15c

But if he's making such an assertion then he's either a loon or cocaine has compromised his olfactory senses. One hit of vaginosis is enough to put you off your food.

 

[Insidious Von]

So how much DATY did Joseph Gordon Levitt indulge in while making this film?

 

[Frosty]

If Michael Douglas was in his 20's and knew about HPV linked to cancer what do you think he would have chosen. Pussy or cigarettes? I bet he'll choose pussy.

 

[TheHunter]

Might make some think twice about BBBJ's and DATY with SP's.

No way you could get that from DATY?

Ya the Baptists at the CDC and Who are just reporting that DATY is rapidly becoming the single biggest cause of throat cancer in men are just trying to ruin our fun!

 

[George The Curious]

Genital warts are no laughing matter. If you partake in bbbj with prostitutes, chances are you already have HPV just can't see it. Next time in shower, flip open your dick lips check under the opening - urethra for any abnormal growth.

 

[Aardvark154]

How he's back-tracking: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2334749/Michael-Douglas-Oral-sex-caused-cancer.html

 

[AllisonElm]

 

[AllisonElm]

 

[DTECanada]

I take it you are revealing you girlcrush Allison?

 

[IM469]

I take it you are revealing you girlcrush Allison?

We are on the topic of herpes and oral sex - could be a warning sign that this girl is infected.

 

[Petzel]

We are on the topic of herpes and oral sex - could be a warning sign that this girl is infected.

So you think Scarlett Johannson has herpes?

 

[TheHunter]

We are on the topic of herpes and oral sex - could be a warning sign that this girl is infected.

Shit I got it wrong? I thought this thread was about HPV 16, not herpes or warts. Just a little thing that CDC keeps insisting is a major cause of throat cancer and the death of heterosexual men who are just being polite to ladies.

When did herpes and warts get involved?


Damn those doctors at CDC and Who !

 

[Rockslinger]

Guys, remember life lesson #6:

"If it feels good, it is illegal.
If it tastes good, it is bad for your health."

 

[IM469]

So you think Scarlett Johannson has herpes?

Yes, stay away - danger .. she's all mine ... I mean, I'll apply the ointment and take the risks.....

 

[George The Curious]

Yes, stay away - danger .. she's all mine ... I mean, I'll apply the ointment and take the risks.....

What kind of ointment prevents herpes?

I heard they are doing something experimental with Valtrex - which is normally taken orally, but I think you can crush the active ingredient acyclovir into powder and mix it with gel or other antibiotic / fungal ointment and apply on dick as well as inside dick hole (important: most guys don't think inside dick hole as the primary infection site).

 

[SchlongConery]

I feel for Michael Douglas thinking he got cancer through cunnilingus.

I'll never forget the time I thought it had given me a nosebleed.

 

[Insidious Von]

I'd risk throat cancer for Katie Nolan.