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P.S. I'm 68 years old. Do you think that will affect my success rate?
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You might need two Viagra pills for both Megan & Jessica but if you are worried - just try one girl at a time. If Zardoz has taught us anything from his experience - just throw any self-respect out the window and spew whatever idiotic lame shit comes into your head. Movie producer, director, author - pretend the girl has an IQ ~ 3. There is a Toronto loser named Demitri who is famous for is juvenile come on lines. Don't know his web site but some of the victims he hit on posted his idiotic drivel on youtube and it is funny, if not a little sad.

After you are bailed out of jail for harassment, just come on line and lie about your experience. If you can't live the life for real - you can at least live the fantasy for gullible people.
 
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Not going to reveal the exact make / model for privacy reasons, but it's an entry level of one of these: audi, bmw, mecedes, I was also sharply dressed and put on some pheromone colongue. I don't know if these things matter, but if you wanted to know.
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Yes, the pheromone colongue would do it every time...
 
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No word of a lie. First off you have not seen me. I was rated 7/10 on hot or not, period. Lots of times I have had women say they are surprised I don't have a girlfriend BUT they themselves don't date short guys. Considered good looking but not sexy. I was dressed stylish. I also carefully selected girls who looked like party types wearing skimpy stylish clothing. That can take around an hour to find one walking along on her own that just seems like the type that would go for it. Hard to explain. EVEN with that careful sourcing still had 15 say no,... BUT they were amused, not anoyed or creeped out. They might have even thought it was some sort of prank or candid camera thing. That is all good as you do not want someone complaining to L.E. I smiled & perhaps for them they thought it was a wild thing to do. 2 of them seemed like they could be stripper types. Maybe I just got crazy lucky???? I lived downtown at the time & on spare time went out sourcing & brought them back to my place.
 
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Sound familiar?

Psychopath

Psychopathy was, until 1980, the term used for a personality disorder characterized by an abnormal lack of empathy combined with strongly amoral conduct but masked by an ability to appear outwardly normal.

The prototypical psychopath has deficits or deviances in several areas: interpersonal relationships, emotion, and self-control.

Psychopaths gain satisfaction through antisocial behavior, and do not experience shame, guilt, or remorse for their actions. Psychopaths lack a sense of guilt or remorse for any harm they may have caused others, instead rationalizing the behavior, blaming someone else, or denying it outright. Psychopaths also lack empathy towards others in general, resulting in tactlessness, insensitivity, and contemptuousness.

All of this belies their tendency to make a good, likable first impression. Psychopaths have a superficial charm about them, enabled by a willingness to say anything without concern for accuracy or truth.
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yes but there are no tall psycho's, the only people that are crazy are short people.
 
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I need all the charm I can get!!! One of the many things I am short on. Is there a school for learning to be a charming psychopath??!!! LOL!! :)
 
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I need all the charm I can get!!! One of the many things I am short on. Is there a school for learning to be a charming psychopath??!!! LOL!! :)
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Forget your height
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it is the hair most people laugh at

Could not resist
 
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simon482 said:
yes but there are no tall psycho's, the only people that are crazy are short people.
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that is because you never see us until it is too late
 
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Nope, GotGusto posted a macabre story about watching some girl leave a party/bar and ending up decapitated in a car accident. Sex with the body etc.

Searched and looks like the thread got deleted.

Seriously creeped me out and haunts me every time I see that monkey in his sig line.

LOT'S of sick fucks here...
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He's a troll if you haven't noticed.
 
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I think we should start a Cute-Bald Bang Bus: shorty searching for some sexin'. :)
 
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I think we should start a Cute-Bald Bang Bus: shorty searching for some sexin'. :)
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You just have to how try to hijack every stupid thread that pops up. you and the OP are both preditors and should just go away..
and since your "story" does not coincide with ANY of your posts about how us females do not want anything to do with short bald guys I believe you are full of shit..
I believe you are both full of it.. this thread should be closed or better yet deleted...
 
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I have to disagree with the OP.
Last night I was in downtown and i tried the same thing he did. I drive a higher end Bmw, bmw750 2009 to be exact. I am told i look like the twin of Brad Pitt. My cologne was like that from heaven and all I got was a slap on my face when I approached a girl who was running down the street.

She was quite attractive.

Repeat? NO
 
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Hell FirE said:
I have to disagree with the OP.
Last night I was in downtown and i tried the same thing he did. I drive a higher end Bmw, bmw750 2009 to be exact. I am told i look like the twin of Brad Pitt. My cologne was like that from heaven and all I got was a slap on my face when I approached a girl who was running down the street.

She was quite attractive.

Repeat? NO
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So far, the only useful contribution to my thread.. if you indeed have actually tried. More details please on how you approached her, what you said, how you said... What you wear and car you drive is not as important as how you come across - friendly, or predator - like. Did you smile or did you look intense? It all matters much more what brand of car you drive IMO.
Either you said or did something really bad, or it's bullshit. I have approached hundreds of women on the street and mall, never got slapped, NOT ONCE! If they were not interested, they just walk off - even that is rare, most tries to talk to you politely at first. What did you exactly say?
 
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