My Mom's Friend
- Thread starter Sammy78
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Do things that let you get close to her - pull back her chair at the restaurant, hold the door but not to open so that she has to brush up against you, help her with seatbelt in car. Stand so you can check out her cleavage, listen attentively to what she is saying and respond appropriately to show that you are listening. Make her feel like she is the center of your world. When you go back to your mom's house suggest watching television, let her choose the program, offer a drink or tea later. Sit close to her and complement her on her looks (not just her impressive boobs) If she wants you she'll let you know, otherwise go to your room and wank off, knock one out of the park thinking of her.
You are farkin' evil!!!!! I love it.
To the OP, here is what you do. Stare at her tits and legs for awhile in an obvious fashion. Then tell her you are going to take a hot soapy shower. If she wanders in great and if she doesn't then you haven't embarrassed yourself.
This thread is a train wreck but it is still closing in on 1,000 views. This must be a spin-off of the "fornicating with the babysitter" thread.
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I do not think she would call the police. I would be very surprised if she did not tell your mother.
Is that from another imaginary thread that you swear you read but no one else ever saw little guy?
I'm an even 6', but surely shrinking with age. We have no idea how tall you are, as your spine has probably been compressed from spending so much time sitting at your computer after your shift at the 7-11 every day, so however tall you are, subtract about an inch, mister.
By the way, on your "Observations" thread you noted (a couple times) that despite your baby and your wealth you were trolling TERB for so long because you were on Watch on the bridge and TERB kept you amused while you steered your ship. Evidently you forgot that. Please try to keep your lies and fake stories more organized, for continuity purposes. I previously suggested you employ a script supervisor, but good grief on this one all you had to do was consult a currently active thread. Smarten up, Loki.
All she has to do to prove you all wrong is to take a photo from the bridge and post it here. And to prove that it is not just a random photo, she could include the laptop open to the TERB page!
