My Mom's Friend

[SchlongConery]

Normal "watch" is 3 hours on, then 3 off.

Gruelling for any couple on extended passages like these 60 hour voyages so nonchalantly undertaken by this new mother.

She truly is a super woman being able to stand "watch", prepare food, oh and take care of a three month old crying, shitting baby.

 

[mrsCALoki]

I'm an even 6', but surely shrinking with age. We have no idea how tall you are, as your spine has probably been compressed from spending so much time sitting at your computer after your shift at the 7-11 every day, so however tall you are, subtract about an inch, mister.

By the way, on your "Observations" thread you noted (a couple times) that despite your baby and your wealth you were trolling TERB for so long because you were on Watch on the bridge and TERB kept you amused while you steered your ship. Evidently you forgot that. Please try to keep your lies and fake stories more organized, for continuity purposes. I previously suggested you employ a script supervisor, but good grief on this one all you had to do was consult a currently active thread. Smarten up, Loki.

dahhhh yes being on watch is boring. But no one "steers a boat" you just need to be there in case you need to make a change in course. Pretty much modern boats steer themselves. But ya being on watch is boring.

So what is your point?

 

[mrsCALoki]

To stick up for her and to try and curb yet another thread take over. She said she was on watch last night and still this morning then said it again this after noon. By now it would be nearly 24 hours she would have been on watch. I would think she had been relived by now and is taking a break. Other than 6 hours last night for sleep i am assuming she slept she has been posting here non stop for about 2 days.

Actually mostly on and off. LOL how long do you think watches are?

 

[mrsCALoki]

Normal "watch" is 3 hours on, then 3 off.

Gruelling for any couple on extended passages like these 60 hour voyages so nonchalantly undertaken by this new mother.

She truly is a super woman being able to stand "watch", prepare food, oh and take care of a three month old crying, shitting baby.

Thank god we have a chief cook / bottle washer / etc and the nanny on board LOL. Did you miss those post hun? If it was not for you guys I would be having a terrible time staying awake.

 

[SchlongConery]

Thank god we have a chief cook / bottle washer / etc and the nanny on board LOL. Did you miss those post hun? If it was not for you guys I would be having a terrible time staying awake.

Yes, hun, I missed that post. Perhaps you might direct me to it.

So, enroute to Bermuda now eh?

 

[mrsCALoki]

Yes, hun, I missed that post. Perhaps you might direct me to it.

So, enroute to Bermuda now eh?

Nahhhh you are not worth the effort.

 

[SchlongConery]

Nahhhh you are not worth the effort.

Twenty pages explaining your lies over the last few days and you again pass up the opportunity to hand me my ass?

 

[CapitalGuy]

Twenty pages explaining your lies over the last few days and you again pass up the opportunity to hand me my ass?

If only you worked at a Canadian Tire in Sudbury, you'd be able to actually speak to her!

 

[mrsCALoki]

Twenty pages explaining your lies over the last few days and you again pass up the opportunity to hand me my ass?

whatever

 

[SchlongConery]

whatever

 

[hairyfucker]

OK so back to the initial question.

Yes, just fuck those tits. If she wont give it up, pay her. Thats what we do here right?

 

[wellhungone]

Hope it works out for you. Judging by all the advice you got on this thread you should be good to go!
Good luck, let us know how you make out. LOL

 

[luv4lust]

how did you make out last night we are all dieing to hear

 

[PowerDrill]

One of (or two rapidly delivered of) the following lines will insure success:

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

 

[alwayswantto]

how did you make out last night we are all dieing to hear

^^^ This ^^^

 

[canada-man]

My mom and I were hit with some bad news last weekend, a friend of hers is coming over on saturday to spend the night to talk with us, mom will be at work until late at night her friend wants to take me out for dinner and then we will be alone for a few hours, How can I go about trying to have sex with the friend or even just recieve oral? the friend is about 36DD

are you in a relationship? if yes don't put that at risk

 

[shack]

are you in a relationship? if yes don't put that at risk

Maybe he should consult with his spiritual adviser.

 

[Rockslinger]

Fornicating?

Don't you mean coitus, Sheldon?

Now that I have seen a few (and I mean only a few) of your 53,000 posts since you re-appeared in January, I now realize you don't take yourself or this Board very seriously which is a good thing, otherwise one would go insane. Obviously, I'm not as funny as you but I don't take things or some members here all that seriously either, however, there are a few members whom I love to debate/discuss various meaningful subjects, even if we don't always agree.

 

[SchlongConery]

Now that I have seen a few (and I mean only a few) of your 53,000 posts since you re-appeared in January, I now realize you don't take yourself or this Board very seriously which is a good thing, otherwise one would go insane. Obviously, I'm not as funny as you but I don't take things or some members here all that seriously either, however, there are a few members whom I love to debate/discuss various meaningful subjects, even if we don't always agree.

 

[Curious36]

Just come out of the shower with your cell phone duct taped on your cock....then say "ring ring I think its for you" It worked in another thread recently.....or maybe I'm wrong...