Wellll... no but we MAY collectively be 200,000 years old! But those that have GOOD HYGIENE get treated as though we are younger.
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NOT GETTING IT!
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I disagree. Having some dirty arse customer with your SP prior to your visit could have a direct an impact on the enjoyment of your session. Yes, yes not all the DOBs are here on TERB but a few do join from time to time (some
I would say most of us are not assuming that, but given that the issue is basic hygiene, and there has been push back by some members who seemed offended that the issue was even raised, lets not assume anything.
Thought this comment was especially funny. If you think the majority of Terb hobbyists have such a strong reputation and respect for providers you might be shocked to hear how many providers have complained about “hobbyists”, “review board guys”, and “review board culture”. According to many of them and based on what I’ve seen widely discussed on Twitter…. We are not the preferred clients or the crème de la crème so to speak. In some cases we’ve had to prove ourselves otherwise.
And based on a lot of the shit posts I’ve seen going around on here at times, I’d have to agree with the ladies on this one.
Being respectful and a decent person is a reward in itself. You can go to bed, and in many years your grave knowing you treated other people well. 
I always ask to shower before each session for all the reasons already mentioned. On two occasions, each with very popular, well reviewed SPs, I felt a bit uneasy from the start. There was no body wash and/or towels available. That had me wondering if the SP had been showering between clients, or if they had asked their clients to shower before the sessions. I suggest clarifying with the SP beforehand, and come prepared with your own travel toiletries if possible.
Just out of curiosity, did you stick your head out of the washroom and ask for towels or body wash?
I’d probably leave if the answer is no… because what are they washing with then? But I’ve never had this issue with any of the reputable ladies I’ve seen.
Actually once there was none in plain view in the washroom but the lady then brought a fresh towel straight from the dryer which was nice and warm!
What a shocker! Businesses don't like be reviewed and held accountable
I'm not saying all terb members are gentlemen because this business does attract all kinds of clientele and providers.
However do providers prefer clients not familiar with review boards because they're not well informed and easier to milk? Possible ?
And a lot of these providers who complain about review boards are usually active on these boards and even advertise there. Which I find pretty disenguinous.
Even making fake accounts pretending to be "white knight" clients when in fact they're just disgruntled providers who want to provide less services and increase rates.
So yeah I'm not surprised that some providers might not prefer "review board guys" lol.
Something that is often missed is the nose.
Check your nose please.
Doing DFK when there is yuckiness going on inside and just outside of your nose is a terrible experience.
Also, something I've noticed lately is clients refuse the shower because they say they showered before they left, then they ask to use the toilet to pee... and come out afterwards not having washed.
If I have to pee after I've showered while waiting for my client, I wash myself again.
I luv my clients, they just need a little guidance sometimes.
XO
Check your nose please.
Doing DFK when there is yuckiness going on inside and just outside of your nose is a terrible experience.
Also, something I've noticed lately is clients refuse the shower because they say they showered before they left, then they ask to use the toilet to pee... and come out afterwards not having washed.
If I have to pee after I've showered while waiting for my client, I wash myself again.
I luv my clients, they just need a little guidance sometimes.
XO
Thanks manWhat a shocker! Businesses don't like be reviewed and held accountable
I'm not saying all terb members are gentlemen because this business does attract all kinds of clientele and providers.
However do providers prefer clients not familiar with review boards because they're not well informed and easier to milk? Possible ?
And a lot of these providers who complain about review boards are usually active on these boards and even advertise there. Which I find pretty disenguinous.
Even making fake accounts pretending to be "white knight" clients when in fact they're just disgruntled providers who want to provide less services and increase rates.
So yeah I'm not surprised that some providers might not prefer "review board guys" lol.
ur right on the moneyUgh. I can’t believe the basic lack of personal hygiene I hear about here. For fucks sake, grow up.
Of course I did. I was surprised that they weren't prepared or expected me to shower before the session. This has never happened with MAs, just SPs. Showering beforehand not only gets you clean, it also helps to calm the nerves and clear the mind.
At my home incall I have a fresh towel hanging over my shower curtain rod and two different men's body wash... scented and hypoallergenic non-scented.
I also have mouthwash and disposable mini cups.
If us ladies want you to be fresh and clean, we need to provide the tools.
What us ladies should NOT be required to do though is wash your bits n baubles for you.
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SO important when partaking in "digits"
I suggest the approach when visiting an SP is to primp and preen. The same effort you would make if you had a civilian date with a lady you wanted to impress. In summary;
shower with soap, including backside and behind your ears
wash hair with shampoo (directions are on the bottle; lather, rinse, repeat)
shave (a couple hours in advance)
trim nose and ear hairs
manscape
clean and trim finger and toe nails (file if left with sharp edges)
brush teeth (a couple hours in advance) and and rinse with mouthwash closer to appointment
comb hair
wear fresh, clean cloths
Show up looking like a million bucks. And if the lady asks you to shower again, accept the offer without complaint. There is never an exception to presenting yourself as the best you can be. Even bait & switch and scams and you end up bolting. It won't have been a waste of effort because the above steps are good cleanliness and healthy hygiene practices.
Even wild animals primp and preen to attract mates 
