Fascinating scenario:
He will go away for a while, get "better" and come back a new man. His core supporters will be out in droves to vote for him. . . .
Picture this, for a moment if you will.
Ford spends the minimum time in rehab and gets some clarity of mind plus a new vocabulary that includes pious phrases of respect for women and minorities. With no alcohol available, Ford starts shedding pounds, enough to look noticeably better when he makes his first public appearance. At which time he announces he's thrilled with progress and says he's voluntarily going back for another month or more.
Then Ford goes back on vacation, continues to abstain from alcohol and loses more weight. Hell, maybe he even starts working out. He calculates his "vacation time" to coordinate with whatever key days he needs to ensure he's still in the race for mayor, making an occasional "duty" return to council meetings just to ensure he's filling all requirements to qualify as incumbent.
Then he re-emerges from rehab in the final weeks leading up to the vote. He's a hundred pounds or so lighter, several months sober, and quite possibly shrewder thanks to a clear head. He might even qualify to be the first mayoral candidate to run a non-campaign while hiding in a rehab facility.
That's essentially the "miracle" dreamed by Ford Nation and it could very well become a reality.
Yes, his core supporters will be out in droves to vote for him.
But more importantly, Ford could dominate the media with the "Miracle Man" stories of recovery and redemption. Tons of affection and respect would pour in for him for every pound lost. Forgiveness will flow freely, the public will stop kicking a man when he's down, and they'll start celebrating someone who has been able to pull himself up by the bootstraps, to snatch respectability from the jaws of self-parody. Ford becomes more than just the common man's hero. He becomes an iconic symbol of determination and self-awareness and reinvention.
Even Hallmark couldn't come up with a better TV Movie of the Week.
So, without doubt, it's going to be very interesting to see what happens as Spring turns to Summer turns to Autumn, and an election which may lead to the Winter of our discontent.
Many here have already stated their belief a leopard can't change its spots. They think Ford will simply come back and revert to previous stupid behaviour. They very well may be right.
Others cite the police investigation of criminal activity swirling around Ford, and suggest that even if he returns as a Miracle Recovery Man, he still may have his political ambitions curtailed by further criminal charges before voters hit the polls.
That analysis, too, very well may be right.
Whatever the case, as long as Ford's name remains on the ballot, he has the potential of radically influencing the outcome of this year's election.
On the other hand, if Rob Ford takes his name off the ballot, he has the potential of radically influencing the outcome of this year's election.
Yeah, this is gonna get very interesting.