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DAMON789

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SilentLeviathan said:
So, I was at work yesterday, and I happened to walk by this guy's desk. I noticed on his computer screen that he had his personal E-mails pulled up. I asked him who he thought he was to do this on company time, and then, he told me that his daughter was sick at home, so he was checking up on her. I then punched his cimputer screen out, and look him straight in the eye and said, "Who do you think I am? Jerry Lewis? I dont want to hear your sob story, so get back to work before I get you fired." He then said a few cusswords, and then he tried to punch me, I blocked it and I gave him a swift, round kick to the groin. I asked him if he wanted some more, and he came at me, again, so, I slapped him, then I hip tossed him into the nearest filing cabinent. I looked over my should at anther worker who was standing near by, and I said "File him under G..... for garbage." Needless to say, I was quite pleased, because now, that means there one less person in the company for people to look at. All eyes should be on me. I'm a stud.
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PHNINE

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Isn't Silent dreamy? Gimme a break...

You my not friend are a dick. If you had come into my home uninvited and looked me in the eye and said anyone of the things you claimed to have said you would not only have been beaten up but you would have been sued for everything you have. I know for a fact that the cops wouldn't have arrested them because you tresspassed on private property. You broke the law first. What you should have done is call the cops and reported that you suspected something going on in your neighbours place rather then taking the law into your own hands. It also sounds like your neighbours are a bunch of idiots for listening to you. If you had been around some real drug guys perhaps drug dealers and they had a weapon and opened fire as you walked in they could have gotten away with self protection. I think you have been watching too many movies. This story is so bogus. You are not awesome. :rolleyes:
 
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TheNiteHwk

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Wow. I can't believe how many of you think this guy really did what he is posting. That in itself is even more funny then this so obvious made up story.

Having said... I like to see any body try that in my area of town. (in the past 2 or 3 years there has been a least 1/2 dozen shootings with-in 5 to 10 blocks of my house) You would be so dead it wouldn't be funny at all.
 
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Pedro Sanchez

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TheNiteHwk said:
Wow. I can't believe how many of you think this guy really did what he is posting. That in itself is even more funny then this so obvious made up story.
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I cant believe that you believe we believe it. It's so fricking believable, whats not to believe?

BTW: i believe i can fly, therefore Im a stud :cool:
 
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Esco!

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SilentLeviathan said:
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of Quake 4 and I smelled something funny from my neighbour's house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbour and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one - they could put the joints out or two - I would put the joints out for them. My neighbour had run-ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbour then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. Well that did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "Let's get high". I then front kicked him a good 8 feet in the air. Then his other friend came at me with the bong, I grabbed his arm, snapped it and then hit him in the stomach with the bong. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "This is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "This is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him straight in the eye and said "Well you know sarge, perhaps if we build a freaking Tim Horton's on this street it would give you guys a excuse to ride up here once or twice a week and keep the crime down". I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighbourhood today.
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And the next time I catch you in your home with an SP I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you, then call the cops and have you arrested.
Then I'm gonna boink the living shit out of the SP in your bed with your money!!

Cheers!! :D
 
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Given the recent rash of crimes in this city I have decided to take matters into my own hands. Therefore I have spent the entire day guarding my couch with my body and staring non stop at my TV. Noone touched either. They wouldn't dare.

BTW -- "Trout Bait" just found her way home wet, shivering, and really pissed off. I have to go take the cat out ... again...
 
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mmouse

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So there I was reading some dumbass posts on terb today and something that some guy wrote just pushed my buttons and I just FLIPPED. So I pushed some buttons myself. First I hit REPLY then some other letters on the keyboard. And I wrote this post, so everyone will know how rock hard I am.
 
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