Post about how awesome you are
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My friend and I went to fill up my Corvette this evening and there were these two punks there sitting on the sidewalk of the gas station with their radio blasting. I was trying to think as I pumped gas but their radio made that hard to do. I was not pleased. So I went in and paid for the gas and then I went up to the two punks outside. I said excuse me but I think you need to turn your radio down. They told me to chill, they were just hanging out and having a few smokes. I then looked them in the eye and said "I'm afraid this is the no smoking section boys." and then I kicked their radio up against the side of the gas station. Then one of them stood up and took a swing at me, I ducked it and then gave him a round kick to the stomach. Then the other one took what was left of the radio and threw it at me, I blocked it with my left hand which caused it to go sailing back into him and knock him out. Then a middle aged man who looked to be in his 50's came up and asked what was going on. I wasn't sure if he was with me or against me so I assumed he was against me. I gave him a swift front kick to the groin and hip tossed him on top of the other guys there. I then walked back to my car where my friend just stood there in awe, I asked him why he didn't help me and he said it looked like I had things under control. I slapped him and pushed him to the ground and told him to walk home. I then got in my Corvette turned up the radio to full blast and much to my suprise "Welcome to the Jungle" was playing. I sped off with that song playing full blast. I felt pretty good about standing up for my rights and I looked good doing it. 
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Hey Silent....
even if theyre made up,,,and they probably are cuz your most likely a 96LB wuss that couldnt beat an egg, let alone some wonderful person smokin a doobie!
even if theyre made up,,,and they probably are cuz your most likely a 96LB wuss that couldnt beat an egg, let alone some wonderful person smokin a doobie!
SilentLeviathan said:My friend and I went to fill up my Corvette this evening and there were these two punks there sitting on the sidewalk of the gas station with their radio blasting. I was trying to think as I pumped gas but their radio made that hard to do. I was not pleased. So I went in and paid for the gas and then I went up to the two punks outside. I said excuse me but I think you need to turn your radio down. They told me to chill, they were just hanging out and having a few smokes. I then looked them in the eye and said "I'm afraid this is the no smoking section boys." and then I kicked their radio up against the side of the gas station. Then one of them stood up and took a swing at me, I ducked it and then gave him a round kick to the stomach. Then the other one took what was left of the radio and threw it at me, I blocked it with my left hand which caused it to go sailing back into him and knock him out. Then a middle aged man who looked to be in his 50's came up and asked what was going on. I wasn't sure if he was with me or against me so I assumed he was against me. I gave him a swift front kick to the groin and hip tossed him on top of the other guys there. I then walked back to my car where my friend just stood there in awe, I asked him why he didn't help me and he said it looked like I had things under control. I slapped him and pushed him to the ground and told him to walk home. I then got in my Corvette turned up the radio to full blast and much to my suprise "Welcome to the Jungle" was playing. I sped off with that song playing full blast. I felt pretty good about standing up for my rights and I looked good doing it.
Just as this thread was deteriorating into the usual Lounge diarrhea where a few posters exchange terribly lame posts with each other, SL comes back to save his thread.Great job.
SL, as you can tell, your creativity is lost on these simpletons.
Who the hell sits on the sidewalk listening to their radio in December?SilentLeviathan said:
Who the hell drives a Vette in December?
If I was there I would have kicked SL's ass for owning a Vette and not being able to afford a second car to drive in December.
I was walking back to my Dodge Charger after visiting my favorite SP. Scored a natural hat trick through her five hole and assisted on a pair of hers. Anyways, as I'm walking back to my kick ass panty soaker mobile, I'm passing this infamous strip club where these to juice monkeys are ganging up on this smaller guy. Now it's obvious that this guy has no idea how to kick ass and is about two minutes away from a really bad "that's gonna hurt in the morning" moment.
So as I'm watching this happen, the one WWE dropout looks over at me and starts mouthing off, telling me to mind my business. I laughed in his face.
"Just so happens I'm in the ass kicking business." I chuckled as I reached into my pocket and tossed my business card in his face.
As he bent down to pick it up, I kicked him right in his mouth. As he attempted to get up from my sweet chin music, I nailed him with a lethal uppercut that would send Mike Tyson Back to the Future. He stumbled around like a drunken toddler shit his own pants and landed on his ass.
"Do yourself a favor champ and stay down." I said as I tossed some spare change in his lap.
Just then his boyfriend rips his shirt off and starts flexing at me as he screams in my face.
"Simmer down there Bruce Banner... I still got plenty of gas in the tank... Let's ride." I took off my jacket and tossed it to the dude I was helping.
As the Hulkster came charging towards me I closed my eyes and got into the crane position that Ralph Macchio perfected in the Karate Kid Trilogy.
As he came closer... closer... closer... KI-YAH. I nailed him with a furious kick to the head. As he stumbled backwards I began beating him in the head with numerous amazingly timed and choreographed punches. And then he fell face first into his buddies soiled whitie tighties.
I then grabbed my jacket back from the poor sap whose life I had just saved.
"Thanks buddy. That was awesome" he said
"You wanna see something awesome?"
I spun around, dropped into a Jean Claude Van Damme-like splits and nailed him in his genitals.
"That's what you get for just standing around and watching bitch!!!"
I then grabbed my wicked awesome shit kickin' mobile and sped off down Yonge Street singing Eye of the Tiger all the way.
Stay in School Kids
So as I'm watching this happen, the one WWE dropout looks over at me and starts mouthing off, telling me to mind my business. I laughed in his face.
"Just so happens I'm in the ass kicking business." I chuckled as I reached into my pocket and tossed my business card in his face.
As he bent down to pick it up, I kicked him right in his mouth. As he attempted to get up from my sweet chin music, I nailed him with a lethal uppercut that would send Mike Tyson Back to the Future. He stumbled around like a drunken toddler shit his own pants and landed on his ass.
"Do yourself a favor champ and stay down." I said as I tossed some spare change in his lap.
Just then his boyfriend rips his shirt off and starts flexing at me as he screams in my face.
"Simmer down there Bruce Banner... I still got plenty of gas in the tank... Let's ride." I took off my jacket and tossed it to the dude I was helping.
As the Hulkster came charging towards me I closed my eyes and got into the crane position that Ralph Macchio perfected in the Karate Kid Trilogy.
As he came closer... closer... closer... KI-YAH. I nailed him with a furious kick to the head. As he stumbled backwards I began beating him in the head with numerous amazingly timed and choreographed punches. And then he fell face first into his buddies soiled whitie tighties.
I then grabbed my jacket back from the poor sap whose life I had just saved.
"Thanks buddy. That was awesome" he said
"You wanna see something awesome?"
I spun around, dropped into a Jean Claude Van Damme-like splits and nailed him in his genitals.
"That's what you get for just standing around and watching bitch!!!"
I then grabbed my wicked awesome shit kickin' mobile and sped off down Yonge Street singing Eye of the Tiger all the way.
Stay in School Kids
Rotflmfao!!!!!
OMG!!! The first page of this thread is so funny I was in tears my friends were looking at me like I was nuts.
SilentLeviathan I love your writing
a 1 player frankcastle and toolman69 your comebacks made me laugh even harder. I was cranky this thread made my night
Thank You
xo
OMG!!! The first page of this thread is so funny I was in tears my friends were looking at me like I was nuts.
SilentLeviathan I love your writing
a 1 player frankcastle and toolman69 your comebacks made me laugh even harder. I was cranky this thread made my night
Thank You
xo
Awesome!
I am Antaeus, a King. I live in a cave in Libya beneath a towering cliff. I am the strongest man in the world, gaining strength every time I touch the earth. I never bathe for it would sap my world-class strength. I wrestle every man and build temples from their skulls. My father is Poseidon, my mother is Mother Earth: soon I too will be engodded.
Then you'd really better look out!
I am Antaeus, a King. I live in a cave in Libya beneath a towering cliff. I am the strongest man in the world, gaining strength every time I touch the earth. I never bathe for it would sap my world-class strength. I wrestle every man and build temples from their skulls. My father is Poseidon, my mother is Mother Earth: soon I too will be engodded.
Then you'd really better look out!
