Prostate Biopsy and Anal Sex
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It has been said that the prostate gland is the male equivalent to a G spot so......jwmorrice said:
I hope,dude, you are not suggesting sticking someone's G-spot with a Large Bore needle?!!!tboy said:
Who's the resident smartass now!
Yeah, for me I was tandemmed, a real MF(Me). The worst (almost) was that she forgot to bring a condom for the big black probe (BBP)!!!. Yes, imagine the discomfort of awaiting her footsteps bringing the little rubber device, like a true nurse handing the equipment to the doctor, and seeing him roll it down the BBP.
All these scary colonoscopy stories! I have had three so far and would go back every week for one. Why? The drugs of course. My Doc gives me the greatest combo of drugs I have ever had. I am flying for the rest of the day. Hell, when I am on those drugs you could put anything up my ass and I wouldn't care.
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What I fail to understand is, with all fields to go into, who spends all that time in school, becomes a Doctor, then chooses this area to specialize in? It has to be a shitty job.
What I fail to understand is, with all fields to go into, who spends all that time in school, becomes a Doctor, then chooses this area to specialize in? It has to be a shitty job.
These stories a pretty gruesome. I have yet to have one , but am due soon.
However, after having a doctor shove a half inch diameter tube in my chest (through my ribs) under LOCAL ANESTHETIC I think I can handle almost anything.
However, after having a doctor shove a half inch diameter tube in my chest (through my ribs) under LOCAL ANESTHETIC I think I can handle almost anything.
the scope
I have a colonscope every year. About 3 years ago had to go the day after returning from 3 week stay at Club Orient St Marrten,my bum was as brown as your boot. It seemed to be necessary the have three enemas that day given by three different nurses. As I was walking back to bed from wash room I overheard the ladys talk about the tan lines at the curve of my ass cheeks. I see one of the nurses at the local grocery store and enjoy the grin.
I have a colonscope every year. About 3 years ago had to go the day after returning from 3 week stay at Club Orient St Marrten,my bum was as brown as your boot. It seemed to be necessary the have three enemas that day given by three different nurses. As I was walking back to bed from wash room I overheard the ladys talk about the tan lines at the curve of my ass cheeks. I see one of the nurses at the local grocery store and enjoy the grin.
Can't speak for everyone...
But in my case the proctologist (prosstate biopsy) is an immigrant from Pakistan and the Gastroentorologist (colonoscopy) is from India. Maybe getting to come HERE from THERE is worth having to put up with a lot of shit!luv2fress said:
I've just had one colonoscope so far. At Toronto East General. I was drugged slightly but awake enough to watch the whole thing on their monitor. There was absolutely no discomfort and they removed 3 polyps. About 40% of men my age will have a few polyps and the odds are good that none of them would ever become cancerous. But the odds are much better if they just remove them. There is certainly no reason to avoid having this done every 3 to 5 years. My only advice is to schedule it for a Monday morning. That way you'll be at home the day before (Sunday) while you're fasting and flushing out your colon with laxatives etc. The worst part for me was being so hungry on the morning I had the scope. I pigged out as soon as it was over.
Got a colonscopy coming up in a few weeks. The worst thing is emptying out the pipes beforehand. And nothing except clear liquids the day before. (The only consolation is that, Yes, beer is a clear liquid.) The only thing I remember from last time is waking up in bed with the other guys who'd been done, all of us farting to beat the band. (Not the same bed, of course.)
They do men mondays, wed, fri. Women tue, thur. Saturdays? sats we watch the Leafs, with pretty much the same result.
They do men mondays, wed, fri. Women tue, thur. Saturdays? sats we watch the Leafs, with pretty much the same result.
For the first time since the biopsy procedure, I thought I'd whack off. I'd been hesitant, fearing that there might be some associated pain. I knew to expect some blood in the semen and that would be no big whoop. Over the past couple days, there had some blood in my urine and that didn't put me off pissing.
It went okay. No pain but all the ejaculate was a rich, dark, blood red colour! Egad!! I wasn't expecting that. A nice Christmas colour but the season is past. Good thing I didn't decide to try it out with an SP!!!
jwm
It went okay. No pain but all the ejaculate was a rich, dark, blood red colour! Egad!! I wasn't expecting that. A nice Christmas colour but the season is past. Good thing I didn't decide to try it out with an SP!!!
jwm
We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!
Respect the colorectal surgeon
It's a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let's all do the finger wave
When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
And others just spread cheeks
Some may think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the colorectal surgeon knows...
He'll get you in the end!
Why be a colorectal surgeon?
It's one of those mysterious things.
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?
When I first met a colorectal surgeon
He did not quite understand;
I said, "Hey nice to meet you
But do you mind? We don't shake hands."
He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whiz
Oh but he never thought of psychology
Though he read passages.
A doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play,
But this is not quite what he meant...
By eighteen holes a day!
Praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!
Respect the colorectal surgeon
It's a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let's all do the finger wave
When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
And others just spread cheeks
Some may think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the colorectal surgeon knows...
He'll get you in the end!
Why be a colorectal surgeon?
It's one of those mysterious things.
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?
When I first met a colorectal surgeon
He did not quite understand;
I said, "Hey nice to meet you
But do you mind? We don't shake hands."
He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whiz
Oh but he never thought of psychology
Though he read passages.
A doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play,
But this is not quite what he meant...
By eighteen holes a day!
Praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!
