Quotes

[Cardinal Fang]

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer. - Jack Handy

 

[Flower]

Thanks Fang, I never realized that!

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. ~ Agnes Repplier

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

 

[Flower]

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein

 

[Flower]

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~ e e cummings

 

[TheNiteHwk]

"Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true."

– Honore de Balzac

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fark that hurt! - Victim of Honore de Balzac

 

[Flower]

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ~ Elsa Maxwell

 

[lasslicker]

His sanguine spirit turns every firefly into a star.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Frank Zappa

 

[Flower]

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. ~ Jimmy Buffet

 

[lasslicker]

Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.

Ambrose Bierce

 

[Flower]

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years. ~ Bertrand Russell

 

[kbluejayk]

An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

-Steven Wright

 

[kbluejayk]

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

- Benjamin Disraeli

 

[Flower]

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. ~ D. Salinger

 

[lasslicker]

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

 

[Flower]

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. ~ --Albert Schweitzer

 

[lasslicker]

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.

Oscar Wilde