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Sayings you hate or do not understand

bing

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Being an owner of budgies, I hate the phrase "to kill two birds with one stone", what sayings do you hate or do not understand.
 

genintoronto

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You can't have you cake and eat it too.

That's stupid. WTF am I suppose to do with my cake, if not eating it???

In french, the saying is: You can't have the butter AND the money from the butter. Meaning, you can either eat your butter, or sell it, but you can't do both. Now, that makes sense. But if I'm not going to eat my cake, what am I going to do with it? Look at it???
 

y2kmark

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The "new" bumpersticker ...

"I'll keep my money and my guns and you can keep the change" What kind of self serving, self important piece of shit would drive around with a message like that??:mad:
 

BallzDeep

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Cheers.....Boss......No worries.........Bud......
 

oldjones

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You can't eat your cake and have it too.
 

LancsLad

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y2kmark said:
"I'll keep my money and my guns and you can keep the change" What kind of self serving, self important piece of shit would drive around with a message like that??:mad:



I like it.


I like my money, love my guns and dislike that other guys agenda, so I like the bumper sticker.



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y2kmark

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Laddie ...

The fact that you are nothing but a self-serving, self-important little piece of shit is hardly news to anybody!:p
 

capncrunch

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A stitch in time saves nine. Hunh?

Starve a cold, feed a fever. (or is it, Feed a fever, starve a cold?)

Dead as a Doornail (what's a doornail and how did it ever live in the first place?)

Slicker than snot on a doorknob (and how, pray tell, do you know?)
 

LancsLad

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y2kmark said:
The fact that you are nothing but a self-serving, self-important little piece of shit is hardly news to anybody!:p




But i'm loveable in my own way.


That and the fact that I'm just so gosh darn right.



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Vegas

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"Got an extra cigarette?"

Somebody somewhere will eventually market packs of smokes with 26 cigarettes labelled as 25, and be noted a marketing genius ... or mathematically challenged.
 

LancsLad

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y2kmark said:
The fact that you are nothing but a self-serving, self-important little piece of shit is hardly news to anybody!:p


No worries.


People like you are useful to keep organs functioning until a recipient is found.





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ig-88

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From liberals:

Stop drinking the kool-aid.

From conservatives:

Yeah, let's just sing kum-ba-ya with them!
 

skypilot

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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man how to eat pussy and he will eat for the rest of his life." or something like that.
 

bing

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The one I hear often is " Six of one or half a dozen of the other", drives me nuts!!
 

Hangman

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"Can't win for losing". Defeatist loser talk.

"It is what it is". No shit Sherlock. Glaringly obvious, semantically void, and adds nothing to a discussion.

"May or may not". There's no third option. If you just say "may be true", the 'not' is implied.
 

HG Hunter

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I hate when people say "To tell you the truth...."
This suggests to me that you would normally lie to me.
 

Shallow Throat

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"At this point in time", whatever happened to NOW?
"Falsehood", whatever happened to LIE?
"Thank God it's Friday", shouldn't we say something like "Screw God it's Monday"?
"If you don't vote, you don't have a right to criticize". Whether I vote or not, I can criticize the people in charge, I help pay for them. Actually, I think it should be "If you don't pay taxes, you don't have a right to criticize".
 
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