I was traveling to Ottawa last week when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it to was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Liberal or Conservative?" asked the old man. "Conservative," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell" yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Conservative." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Conservatives.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a drop dead beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative. "Liberal!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Liberal for five minutes and, already, I want to screw somebody."
I know, it's an old joke but it came to mind today as I was thinking of the miserable state of Canadian politics. Surely this Liberal government is the most dishonest and crooked this country has ever had. We have our own moron to contend with and to think we have to put up with him for another 18 months while he tries [belatedly] to mold his legacy at our expense.
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Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Conservative." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Conservatives.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a drop dead beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative. "Liberal!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Liberal for five minutes and, already, I want to screw somebody."
I know, it's an old joke but it came to mind today as I was thinking of the miserable state of Canadian politics. Surely this Liberal government is the most dishonest and crooked this country has ever had. We have our own moron to contend with and to think we have to put up with him for another 18 months while he tries [belatedly] to mold his legacy at our expense.
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