Still here

[Aussie visitor]

Its good to see that I havent been ejected from this fine domain yet, I havent been here for a while, and I thought the three posts a month rule might have seen the end of me, but its good to see I am still allowed on.

I thought I had better make a token post, just to stick around on the board, as I still enjoy reading, and hopefully will make it back to your fine country to enjoy myself again soon!

 

[luv4lust]

luv's aussies their soooo sexy

 

[Aussie visitor]

Hey, I just realised how many posts I have made, I must have had a bit more free time a while back.... cant even find time to make it to the massage parlour these days and I think I had best leave SP hobbying to Ca.

 

[Aussie visitor]

Its funny how an accent makes all the difference, especially if you are away from your home country. The 2 SPs I saw in TO had the hottest accents, but only because they were so different...

 

[incognito]

I have a sexy chinese accent. "Me love you long time"

 

[Aussie visitor]

The only problem with the Aussie accent, is that when I ring places in the US and Canada to order things over the phone (actually more so the US than Canada, Canadians are pretty good with understanding the accent), is that the people at the other end of the line find it almost impossible to understand what I am saying, spell everything wrong, even when I spell it out, and send me 3 things when I ask for 2 lol.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Do you call your penis a "wallywankeraloo" or something like that?

 

[Aussie visitor]

Do you call your penis a "wallywankeraloo" or something like that?

I think you have seen too much simpsons ay?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Does the water in your toilet go clockwise or counter-clockwise when you flush?

Do you even HAVE indoor plumbing?

*runs*

*realizes he's thousands of miles away, stops running*

 

[Aussie visitor]

I have no idea what you are talking aboot