The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[genintoronto]

I might be inclined to p(l)ay along if, in addition to making me feel like The Man for making you cum, you could also incorporate the following theatrical illusions:

- making me believe I have one of those big porno cocks, of which I'm so obviously envious. Screaming, gagging and - best of all - fainting would work wonders for my ego;

- making me believe that our session is really about the mind-blowing orgasms I'm about to dextrously give you, rather than the crisp brown notes peeking out of the open envelope on the end table;

- making me believe that I'm really attractive, charming and desirable, instead of the despicable ogre I see shaving in the mirror every day.

I know, I know - it's a thespian challenge worthy of Meryl Streep.

The question is: Are you up for it?

The above (except maybe for the fainting, but that can be arranged) is what I do my best to perform with every client I see. I can provide references if needed.

 

[Carrie Moon]

In the US any amount of weed and I think it's a felony.

I highly doubt that...Can't comment on all states but when I was in LA for 2 1/2 months I was shocked at the # of people who had medicinal scripts for marijuana. One very popular bar (the Rainbow on Sunset) http://www.rainbowbarandgrill.com/ had an outdoor patio where smoking went on that was covered so I went to the outdoor non-covered patio that was right at the main street and pot-smokers had huge spliffs going that almost rivaled the 2nd hand smoke of the cigarette smokers.

 

[Carrie Moon]

Hi Carrie.

Perhaps you should start a new thread on this topic, although we did discuss taxes in another thread.

Like someone said, talk of taxes is depressing.

It doesn't have to be.. once you find out you shouldn't be paying them there are remedies involved. Plus I didn't bring it up.. Plus burying our heads in the sand isn't going to protect us from what's next. Did you watch the video at all?

Getting back to sex.. all fine with me. That is why we're here. So why not bring on the sexually interesting questions for us?

 

[GotGusto]

not much out there that can shock me. I am often amazed at the creativity and imagination of the human mind when it comes to sexuality, but more in a "wow, how did he thought about this?" than in a "ew, that's fucking gross/sick/disgusting". I really could care less if someone gets their rocks while watching someone play with their poop dressed up in a furry costume.

I'm still shocked by the stuff that I come across. Don't ask me how I come across it...

Warning to the faint hearted - do not click
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6702/1240347451551.jpg

 

[herames]

I'm still shocked by the stuff that I come across. Don't ask me how I come across it...

Warning to the faint hearted - do not click
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6702/1240347451551.jpg

i clicked that link..looks like a Curry dinner to me..now i'm kind of craving chocolate ice cream...NOT.
hope she washed up well....someones going to get an infection if they don't

 

[Carrie Moon]

I'm still shocked by the stuff that I come across. Don't ask me how I come across it...

Warning to the faint hearted - do not click
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6702/1240347451551.jpg

I hope to god that's chocolate.. gross!!!

 

[Carrie Moon]

I didn't mean to quash your tax talk, just a suggestion to start a new thread since it could possible hijack this other good one - you have an interesting subject all on its own, and it will probably generate many responses.

As an accountant who studied tax, I'm skeptical but I promise to watch the video and reply in a new thread.

Thanks for your contribution in any event.

I hope you do.. you will be shocked as someone who studied tax.. and JFK is one of the many famous contributors to this and other such movies.. he attempted to actually change the corrupt federal banking system and was shot for it.

 

[Rockslinger]

The person(s) doing this work for me (advertising, answering phone calls/emails, making bookings, dealing with drivers, arranging for the incall, etc.)

This is interesting. I did not know that the agency works FOR you and not the reverse. So, you basically "outsource" the various administative functions to the agency and pay them a fee based on a cut of the hourly rate.

 

[Rockslinger]

TERBIES revealing their identity. Gen, it appears your experience in this area is different from that of Hiding and YourMysteryGirl.

 

[genintoronto]

This is interesting. I did not know that the agency works FOR you and not the reverse. So, you basically "outsource" the various administative functions to the agency and pay them a fee based on a cut of the hourly rate.

Well, this is how *I* see it, but I'm sure there are others who see it differently.

But I wouldn't work with an agency who would treat me as an employee, instead of as someone who is contracting their representation/administrative services.

 

[IndianDude]

To those who have revealed to ones that they are dating that they work as an escort.
How did that person take it?

 

[Carrie Moon]

To those who have revealed to ones that they are dating that they work as an escort.
How did that person take it?

In my experience more take it badly if you tell them after you've been dating.. rather than up front. My experiences have been that if it's right up front there are no problems. no-one likes deception.. that is the worst part of it.. but in my longest relationship I told him a couple weeks in and we were fine. Others haven't taken it well and it's a horrible feeling to hurt someone. Now I'm honest all the time...right away.

 

[Twinklegirl]

If not with wiggling fingers, how do you like your G spot stimulated? Fingers in the fixed-hook position, with the arm thrusting in and out?

ug, no I don't. I find it irritating. Sorry guys, it does nothing for me

 

[wet_suit_one]

I asked this earlier in response to a comment made by one of the fair ladies sharing info with us, but got no response.

How does one tell from an advert on the web that a woman has a pimp or was trafficked?

Thanks.

Those of us who want to avoid such situations would like to know.

 

[smylee52]

Do you or have you used a fake boyfriend to attend family functions with to avoid questions about why you aren't in a committed relationship ?

 

[Carrie Moon]

Do you or have you used a fake boyfriend to attend family functions with to avoid questions about why you aren't in a committed relationship ?

no.. but assuming escorts aren't in committed relationships happens all the time and is sometimes correct and of course sometimes not. Three colleagues of mine are/were married when escorting. I have been in relationships throughout my career.. although I didn't intend on being in one when I started. My post-grad education was my only goal at the time. I never thought a guy would be okay with my job.. but surprisingly several are just fine with it.

 

[Hiding]

This is interesting. I did not know that the agency works FOR you and not the reverse. So, you basically "outsource" the various administative functions to the agency and pay them a fee based on a cut of the hourly rate.

Absolutely, you're outsourcing administrative functions (and legal risks) to a third company willing to do so for you and other girls. I've met agency owners who don't see it this way... needless to say, I'd say their agencies verge on exploitative/pimping by nature.

TERBIES revealing their identity. Gen, it appears your experience in this area is different from that of Hiding and YourMysteryGirl.

It doesn't happen a LOT. I rarely see a new client, TERB comes up in conversation after a couple sessions (who else they've seen, who else would they maybe like to see, etc). If I see someone new its usually someone who has messaged me online so my experience here might not count for anything.

Kaitlyn's had a client walk in and introduce himself with 'Hi, I'm @#$% on TERB'. That's potentially the most awkward thing to say to a girl right away: "Hi, I'm a reviewing member on an influential board." She had never spoken to him before so he wasn't introducing himself as though they had met online... He wrote a flattering review of her and I don't think he meant anything by it, but I really hope he's learned to not do that by now.

I asked this earlier in response to a comment made by one of the fair ladies sharing info with us, but got no response.

How does one tell from an advert on the web that a woman has a pimp or was trafficked?

Thanks.

Those of us who want to avoid such situations would like to know.

Trafficking is a strong word and harder to prove. What if the rates are so low and the payout is so high that the girl has to take 10-15 calls a day to make the money she needs to make? That's not quite pimping, not quite trafficking, but still a morally unacceptable situation. I know people like to hunt for 'hidden gems' but resisting the temptation for cheap poon, if you're worried about these things, is a smart idea.

I couldn't teach you it in a day, but... Asian BS ads posted a few times a day: probably pimped (my guess: 95-99%). Girls with a male booker: probably pimped (my guess: 85-90%). Girls with extremely low rates: may or may not be pimped, also may or may not be stable. (Could also be someone with great service and a good head on her shoulders but low overhead like East York Melissa, proceed with caution)

Even at agencies, I've known a girl or two who gives her cut to her boyfriend at the end of the day. If you're worried about trafficking, exploitation and pimping your best best is to stick to well-reviewed and established independents/agencies and to use your BIG head at all times.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Do you or have you used a fake boyfriend to attend family functions with to avoid questions about why you aren't in a committed relationship ?

No it's much harder to commit to the lie that you are in a relationship with someone you are not, and to get them on board with that than to simply tell people your dating life sucks (or you are happy being single for the time being).

 

[snowleopard]

No it's much harder to commit to the lie that you are in a relationship with someone you are not, and to get them on board with that than to simply tell people your dating life sucks (or you are happy being single for the time being).

Hey Kyra, they're making some very realistic androids now -- they even do housework! Your family might think it's a bit weird, but at least it wouldn't be a lie ... I'm very tempted to try it myself

 

[Cycleguy007]

Hey Kyra, they're making some very realistic androids now -- they even do housework! Your family might think it's a bit weird, but at least it wouldn't be a lie ... I'm very tempted to try it myself

I tried to watch that movie: "Lars and the Real Girl"... couldn't get into it, so I baled... Was just a little too freaky for me...