The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[fashionboy]

This is indicative of your high maturity and responsibility level and is admirable.

The few persons I've dated since starting in this business all reacted with surprise first, but only one couldn't/didn't want to deal with dating someone who is escorting. I'm not sure how representative that sample is of the general population, as I tend to hang around people who are fairly open minded and progressive when it comes to sexuality.

As I've said somewhere else in this thread, I always make a point of mentioning my job very early on in the dating process, to avoid anybody's feelings getting hurt, and definitely BEFORE we get naked together and do the dirty. No matter how careful I am and safer sex practices, there are always risks involved, and I believe that anyone who is going to have sex with me has a right to know those risks and make the best decision for themselve if they are ready and able to deal with those risks.

 

[genintoronto]

I think a part of some reviews is the idea of "bragging rights" or an attempt to impress the guys, so the more detail in terms of the encounter the better, especially when it comes to the variety of positions taken - a reference to sexual prowess and "added excitement".

The SOG description is important because it is a critical moment for the guy, a make or break moment if you will. It is also can be indicative of the openmindeness/acceptance level of the girl and sometimes a measure of how true a GFE experience the encounter was (i.e., was it CIM, SW? well then that is probably the ultimate acceptance and simulation of a great GFE).

The money shot explanation is what I thought, and it does make sense to me. But the bed gymnastic minutiae? Still seems strange to me. Maybe because I've always taken for granted that sex comes with some moving around. In other words, there's nothing 'special' or 'juicy' about it to me, nor do I see any reasons to brag about it.

That being said, comments such as "the view from doggy was amazing", or "seeing her tits bounced in CG was mindblowing", those make sense to me. It's the "she started in CG, then I switched her for some missionary, and after 5 minutes, I moved her for some doggy, and we finished standing" that I fail to see the interest in. But then again, I'm not a guy, so maybe that's the explanation.

 

[doggee_01]

i personally think the only really important part of a review is the little comment at the end."will you repeate" if the answer is yes or as soon as possible or allready have then that is all anyone needs to know.with the number of exceptional ladies available in toronto to find one that you would want to see on a regular basis speaks volumes for her abilities and charmes

 

[fashionboy]

I agree with you about the MPOS comments. Maybe they just help to create a better visual of the encounter for the reader.

The money shot explanation is what I thought, and it does make sense to me. But the bed gymnastic minutiae? Still seems strange to me. Maybe because I've always taken for granted that sex comes with some moving around. In other words, there's nothing 'special' or 'juicy' about it to me, nor do I see any reasons to brag about it.

That being said, comments such as "the view from doggy was amazing", or "seeing her tits bounced in CG was mindblowing", those make sense to me. It's the "she started in CG, then I switched her for some missionary, and after 5 minutes, I moved her for some doggy, and we finished standing" that I fail to see the interest in. But then again, I'm not a guy, so maybe that's the explanation.

 

[oldjones]

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The one thing that always boggles me is the obsession with describing every positions taken, in what order, for how long, etc. That and the way the SOG(s) happen(s). Why is this so important for you?

Because, if we can't turn sex into baseball statistics, we might have to see it as a kind of <ulp>lovemaking. Why else ShotsOnGoal, except so we can 'win'? And that feels good.

It's a boy thing.

 

[snowleopard]

Because, if we can't turn sex into baseball statistics, we'd be in danger of seeing it as a kind of <ulp>lovemaking. Why else ShotsOnGoal, except so we can 'win'? And that feels good.

It's a boy thing.

Lol ... I know I always give a 110% effort and have been known to take one for the 'team'

 

[DonTrafficante]

how hard is it being independent

if agencies are simply administrative experts and marketing gurus, how hard is it being independent? is it financially more lucrative to be independent? How much does the agency take? How is the percentage arrived at? is it a negotiation?

We call them agencies, but no matter how we dress it down, they are living off the avails and if charged are treated the same legally as the stereotypical PIMP on Jarvis. Its your money-maker, why allow somebody else to profit off it. And lets not make any mistake, the agencies are making big dollars.

 

[Liber Pater]

But then again, I'm not a guy...

No. You most definitely aren't, and thank God for that.

 

[pokerdude]

i personally think the only really important part of a review is the little comment at the end."will you repeate" if the answer is yes or as soon as possible or allready have then that is all anyone needs to know.with the number of exceptional ladies available in toronto to find one that you would want to see on a regular basis speaks volumes for her abilities and charmes

Toronto has some of the best and most diverse girls around. I try and balance the repeating of ladies with seeing new ones. What can I say? I like variety

 

[pokerdude]

The money shot explanation is what I thought, and it does make sense to me. But the bed gymnastic minutiae? Still seems strange to me. Maybe because I've always taken for granted that sex comes with some moving around. In other words, there's nothing 'special' or 'juicy' about it to me, nor do I see any reasons to brag about it.

That being said, comments such as "the view from doggy was amazing", or "seeing her tits bounced in CG was mindblowing", those make sense to me. It's the "she started in CG, then I switched her for some missionary, and after 5 minutes, I moved her for some doggy, and we finished standing" that I fail to see the interest in. But then again, I'm not a guy, so maybe that's the explanation.

Well Gen, you could just filter out the fluff and go for the juicy details. Believe it or not but I've had sessions where the girl said that she couldn't do position xyz because she's sore or not too hard in doggie please etc. Yes even sexual positions are a YMMV thing.

 

[Rockslinger]

How much does the agency take?
We call them agencies, but no matter how we dress it down, they are living off the avails

1) The agency cut was throughly discussed in a thread a few months ago. It varies a bit between incalls and outcalls but is generally in the range of 40%, as I recall.
2) The agency are being paid for an administrative service. Although I am not a lawyer, I guess they are probably in the same boat as anybody who provides a service to an escort. For example, an accountant might be paid $2,000 by an escort to do her tax return. Is the accountant living off the "avails".

Ladies, please jump in.

 

[amber-jade]

1) The agency cut was throughly discussed in a thread a few months ago. It varies a bit between incalls and outcalls but is generally in the range of 40%, as I recall.
2) The agency are being paid for an administrative service. Although I am not a lawyer, I guess they are probably in the same boat as anybody who provides a service to an escort. For example, an accountant might be paid $2,000 by an escort to do her tax return. Is the accountant living off the "avails".
Ladies, please jump in.

for that matter hydro, rogers cable, my visa , etc etc ?

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[snowleopard]

1) The agency cut was throughly discussed in a thread a few months ago. It varies a bit between incalls and outcalls but is generally in the range of 40%, as I recall.
2) The agency are being paid for an administrative service. Although I am not a lawyer, I guess they are probably in the same boat as anybody who provides a service to an escort. For example, an accountant might be paid $2,000 by an escort to do her tax return. Is the accountant living off the "avails".

Ladies, please jump in.

Pinch-hitting for the SPs now ... you better knock one out of the park

 

[GotGusto]

Do you ever laugh while reading some of the reviews we post, especially the ones bragging "I made her cum three times in 1/2 hour!!!"? The clients "impressions" of the session and the reality from the girl's point of view are often divergent, it seems?

Even I laugh when I read those. 99% of the time when an SP is "cumming" she's pretending so that you're pleased. I mean, do guys really believe otherwise? lol

I've made plenty of SPs "cum" and "get off" because of my amazing skills.

But hey, it's living a fantasy for some guys, so there is no harm in that.

 

[elmo]

1) The agency cut was throughly discussed in a thread a few months ago. It varies a bit between incalls and outcalls but is generally in the range of 40%, as I recall.
2) The agency are being paid for an administrative service. Although I am not a lawyer, I guess they are probably in the same boat as anybody who provides a service to an escort. For example, an accountant might be paid $2,000 by an escort to do her tax return. Is the accountant living off the "avails".

Ladies, please jump in.

Don't forget the CC "processing" fees where applicable. The article in the Star this weekend said 20% off the top if I remember correctly.

 

[DonTrafficante]

1) The agency cut was throughly discussed in a thread a few months ago. It varies a bit between incalls and outcalls but is generally in the range of 40%, as I recall.
2) The agency are being paid for an administrative service. Although I am not a lawyer, I guess they are probably in the same boat as anybody who provides a service to an escort. For example, an accountant might be paid $2,000 by an escort to do her tax return. Is the accountant living off the "avails".

Ladies, please jump in.

Actually you are incorrect. An unsuspecting landlord can be charged with living of the avails or bawdy house if the space is rented to an escort and the escort is busted on the premises. The onus then shifts to the landlord proving he had no idea about the goings-on. If he is truly unsuspecting, he typically will beat the charge, but the aggravation and court costs are a real burden. Typically, alot if independents (truly) don't have income or jobs or credit history, all things the crown will advance when determining to proceed with criminal charges. so if your applicant had no income, paid in cash, bi-weekly, then you to can be dragged into it.

Agencies at the end of the day advertise service levels etc. These things push them into criminal code area. The services being provided by the accountant are legal so the comparison is not really a good one. The agencies are easily staring down bawdy house charges, no matter what they say or do to mitigate any criminal exposure but getting girls to sign off that they are not doing anything illegal blah blah. They know this and charge a risk premium for assuming those liabilities.

 

[Rockslinger]

charged with living of the avails or bawdy house

This issue has been the subject of several threads. I think what is happening in Toronto is that the politicians and LE are taking a sensible, practical, pragmatic approach to the law. Basically, they will not be charging people for engaging in private consensual adult wambo minki. The important factors are PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL and ADULT. Beware: If you live in York Region, you will be considered a menace to society and will be charged and your name will be published and they will put a "hooker" sign on your front lawn.

 

[snowleopard]

Beware: If you live in York Region, you will be considered a menace to society and will be charged and your name will be published and they will put a "hooker" sign on your front lawn.

Lol .. or even worse ...

 

[Rockload6]

What do you wonderful SP's think of uncircumcised penises?

In respects to BBBJ's do you find them un-appealing/turnoffs/harder to work with?

Outside of work, what is your honest opinion on them?

Thank you for your answers in advance.

 

[Bill the Pirate]

I would have like to read Noir's comments on some of these topics. I also think that Luv4lust would be interesting as well.

all in all though. well done Gen. great thread.