The Pleasure of Your Own Hand...
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Full Metal Jacket ? You do not actually see the guy masturbating, but that is what the other solders say about him after he was shot dead, something like "He started jerking off in the waiting room. Instant 'section eight'."Sounds like the character of a movie I watched once... Can't remember the name of it off hand, it was a black actor- (maybe Don Faison from Scrubs...) Anyway he was not interested in women anymore and just wanted to beat off all the time.
I just don't see it happening in R-L though, unless out of necessity.
OF COURSE I have.... Plenty of EXCELLENT pics, but don't remember any auto cunnilingus shots though!
You've probably desensitized your cock with a too tight grip and/or jerking off and making yourself cum from the same routine.Has anyone ever gotten to the point where there is no woman (SP, friend with benefits, girlfriend or spouse) who can match the pleasure of your own hand? Either because there is chemistry lacking between the two of you, or her lack of skill or simply her vagina is not built properly enough to make you come like you can do on your own?
I think that I have reached this point. Never thought that would happen to me in my lifetime.
I am serious about this. I know it can sound funny to some but what are your thoughts and experiences?
If you don't mind not being able to cum from other stimulation than your hand, carry on.
But if you'd like to be able to cum from other stimulation, what you need to do is retrain your cock. A few tricks: use lots of lube, loosen up the grip on your cock, use your non-dominant hand to jerk off (eg. if you're right handed, jerk off with your left hand instead of the right hand), get yourself one of those portable-pussy (can't remember how they're called), use a condom when jerking off (assuming you're wearing one when having sex with a partner, it's a good idea to train your cock to the more subtle sensation when wearing a condom).
The idea is to break your typical wanking routine, and to re-train your cock to different, more subtle sensations. For it to work though, you have to be the bigger man here, and not let your cock take over. In other words, you can't just revert back to your routine/tight grip to make yourself cum, however frustruted you are. It may take more than one wanking session before you get there, but it will happen. Your cock will eventually give up, and it will learn to cum from whatever it gets.
Gen, that is fucking brilliant and hilarious. Can I have your permission to use that as my sig?
Mr.D can give himself a hand job better then anyone. I can't play his instrument properly at all. However I do try to learn. I am better then other women who have tried apparently. I think he only says that because I usually have his cock in my hand at the time, LOL
However, a hand job feeling better then a wet pussy. I think not.
Worst for me is when an SP tries giving me a handjob.
"Honey, i can jerk myself off better than you can, now suck a dick!"
"Honey, i can jerk myself off better than you can, now suck a dick!"
Thanks for stepping up with the female (and professional's) perspective. Much appreciated. A lot of excellent points you made.
I think I realized something that may be part of my problem in your post. I think I am desensitized as well from the constrictions of condom use and not having the opportunity to go bareback like normal, because the woman I am having sex with is either someone I am not in a relationship with or an SP.
I will take some of your advice indeed.
One day the King decided that his dogs were getting fed too well when one of them, Rex, refused to eat a piece of bread. You see Rex had gotten used to being fed steak, and simple bread wasn't good enough for him any more.
King asked all his Advisors what he should do, and no one had an answer. But there happened to be a poor man in court that day who heard the conversation, who boldly asked the King "What would you give me if I could train your dog to eat bread?"
"A 100 gold pieces" responded the King, which was a small fortune, particularly to the poor man. The poor man agreed, replied he needed 2 weeks, at which point the dog would eat bread. Off they went, Rex and the poor man.
2 weeks later they returned, and to the King's delight, Rex was eating bread like it was going out of style. He ordered the poor man paid, but demanded to know how he achieved this miracle.
"Simple" replied the poor man, "I didn't feed Rex anything for the first week, then gave him nothing but bread afterwards."
Okay, cheesy story, but the OP is the King, Rex is his cock, bread is actual sex with another person, the poor man is me, and the Advisors are the rest of Terbland.
Stop fucking masturbating for a couple of weeks and you'll be reset! All due respect to Gen (I think she's just too kind to cut you off entirely), but nothing works like quitting cold turkey!
King asked all his Advisors what he should do, and no one had an answer. But there happened to be a poor man in court that day who heard the conversation, who boldly asked the King "What would you give me if I could train your dog to eat bread?"
"A 100 gold pieces" responded the King, which was a small fortune, particularly to the poor man. The poor man agreed, replied he needed 2 weeks, at which point the dog would eat bread. Off they went, Rex and the poor man.
2 weeks later they returned, and to the King's delight, Rex was eating bread like it was going out of style. He ordered the poor man paid, but demanded to know how he achieved this miracle.
"Simple" replied the poor man, "I didn't feed Rex anything for the first week, then gave him nothing but bread afterwards."
Okay, cheesy story, but the OP is the King, Rex is his cock, bread is actual sex with another person, the poor man is me, and the Advisors are the rest of Terbland.
Stop fucking masturbating for a couple of weeks and you'll be reset! All due respect to Gen (I think she's just too kind to cut you off entirely), but nothing works like quitting cold turkey!
Quit masturbating??????
No, we must go forward and improve the pleasure of your own hand - don't accept fascist attitudes from the gals like gen who want our cocks to submit to her cruel training!
We need to exchange ideas, it may be a solo act but that doesn't mean we can't work as a team.
Anyone have self prostate massage tips?
No, we must go forward and improve the pleasure of your own hand - don't accept fascist attitudes from the gals like gen who want our cocks to submit to her cruel training!
We need to exchange ideas, it may be a solo act but that doesn't mean we can't work as a team.
Anyone have self prostate massage tips?
looked.. can't find a pic of you licking your own clit. I would be very very jealous. I have had dreams of this happening to me and then I wake up sad when I realize I don't have such super powers.oh pleeeeeeeeeze...
you haven't seen my gallery?
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