Toronto is such a shitty city

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Berlin

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Leggy Linda said:
when I get back to Toronto I almost kiss the ground when I get back
I am so happy to get back
You dont realize how good we have it here
I have to agree with the above.

There are no perfect cities. Apart from the farking crazy weather that we have in winter, I still love Toronto.
 

Goober Mcfly

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You kiss the ground? Do you realize that dogs shit on the ground?

Ewwwwww.
 

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Although I would never degrade women anywhere as much as you did in this thread... I was almost ready to concede you one tiny little point. I found the women in Ottawa/Hull and in Vancouver not only more attractive but a lot more friendly as well. Then I almost forgot about the abundance of Asian and E. Indian lovelies we have here. OMG! In Ottawa though they have French women though. OMG!

Hardly no Asians in Ottawa at all... hardly no French girls in GTA... what to do? What to do?

OMG! Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French... Oh man... I'm getting dizzy.

:p
 

antaeus

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With regards to some previous comments...

So, this Toronto good/bad is a frequent question I get. I've lived all over the
world and Canada and my one sentence opinion is:

Toronto is a great city, it has everything going for it but it is probably the
physically ugliest city I've lived in, and near the ugliest of big cities I've seen.

The mix of urban, hip, sophisticated, multicutural, nightlife, restaurants, arts,
music, events, scenery can be found in numerous other cities around the
world. Toronto is unique in also being safe, clean, ubiquitous Canadian -
politeness, and occasional outstanding surprise. But damn it's ugly!

For similar lifestyle offerings but better weather I'd recommend several
Okanagan towns as most desirable in Canada. Plus, they seem to produce
the best looking Canadians, IMO.
 

Berlin

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Goober Mcfly said:
You kiss the ground? Do you realize that dogs shit on the ground?

Ewwwwww.
...usually upon landing I'd just wildly applaud and ask for the feet of pretty stewardess. But I'll promise you I surely will look around for dogs and animals next time I set foot on the tarmac.
:p
 

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TheNiteHwk said:
Although I would never degrade women anywhere as much as you did in this thread... I was almost ready to concede you one tiny little point. I found the women in Ottawa/Hull and in Vancouver not only more attractive but a lot more friendly as well. Then I almost forgot about the abundance of Asian and E. Indian lovelies we have here. OMG! In Ottawa though they have French women though. OMG!

Hardly no Asians in Ottawa at all... hardly no French girls in GTA... what to do? What to do?

OMG! Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French, Asian, French... Oh man... I'm getting dizzy.

:p

That what is great about TORONTO...They have all the great different flavours of women....Eat up guys..
 

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C'mon now cappinstabbin has a point. Look how big and popular this damn site is!!!! Guys are on here talking about spending thousands of dollars on MP/SP providers. What city you know has more strip clubs and mp's per capita than this place, excluding third world countries like Brazil and Thailand.

The women here really think there poo does not stink and that every man wants them. Yet i know so many desperate thirtysomething ladies. I mean no offence by this. One weekend in Montreal and you fall in love every hour, the women are no comparison to Tdot women.

If you are semi good looking at can speak a little french, you can even take one home for the night. Try that in the Tdot. The 80's was a great time in this city, but the attitude has killed this city.
 

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CappinStabbin said:
Toronto is horrible... wake up. The women are annoying, ugly, snobby, spoiled. Most of them are flabby and out of shape... I have been to other cities in Canada and notice a huge difference... the loyalty displayed in this thread are from those in denial.
Say it again.

I'm sure you'll sound much more thoughtful and eloquent and your arguments take on more meaning if you repeat yourself several times.
 

Cardinal Fang

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MRMARCUS said:
What city you know has more strip clubs and mp's per capita than this place, excluding third world countries like Brazil and Thailand.
Las Vegas, New York City, Portland, San Francisco, Los Angeles just off the top of my head without leaving North America.

MRMARCUS said:
The women here really think there poo does not stink and that every man wants them.
I'm sure that you've misquoted Morgan.
 

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When he's ready to move I hope he doesn't pick Chicago. We have enough assholes already. :D
 
Fine, You don't like the Big Smoke<Big Farking Deal!

Look, dude. Born Toronto, live here, raising kids here.OK
Toronto offers more than any Burg in Canada, for working and Living.
I've spent more time in small, towns, visiting customers over the past five years than I care to admit.
Halifax? Pretty but Provinctial. Small minded attitudes when it comes to "non-whites"
Vancouver? Fine to Visit, but a horrible work ethic.
Edmonton/Calgary: A bit o the wild west, could use some Manners.
London Ont. Nice Farming Bank town. Foe Fun ,People st around and watch the cars rust.
St John's, St John, Winnepeg(whatever) Saskatoon/Regina- Too, Too Small for me.
Montreal: Like a beautiful woman, who's getting old.

Now NYC, Chicago, Paris, Hong Kong, Mexico City....Real Cities with Real Attitude!!!
Dig a bit deeper in to Toronto, You may actually have some fun!
 

CappinStabbin

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MRMARCUS said:
C'mon now cappinstabbin has a point. Look how big and popular this damn site is!!!! Guys are on here talking about spending thousands of dollars on MP/SP providers. What city you know has more strip clubs and mp's per capita than this place, excluding third world countries like Brazil and Thailand.

The women here really think there poo does not stink and that every man wants them. Yet i know so many desperate thirtysomething ladies. I mean no offence by this. One weekend in Montreal and you fall in love every hour, the women are no comparison to Tdot women.

If you are semi good looking at can speak a little french, you can even take one home for the night. Try that in the Tdot. The 80's was a great time in this city, but the attitude has killed this city.
I can't believe the popularity of this thread, must have hit a lot of nerves. Bro what you are saying is so true... you are the man. If toronto was so good, than why is the Escort scene so big? BECAUSE THESE GUYS ARE HURTING FOR ACTION!
 

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Toronto's role in unifying Canada

Heck, guys, the ONLY thing that ALL Canadians agree on - in Quebec, on the West Coast, the far north, the Prairies, in the Maritimes and on the Rock - is that Toronto SUCKS. Hell, even the poor benighted buggers who live in Mississauga think Toronto sucks.

This is a fine city, a great place to live, an amazing place in indulge our "hobby" and I wouldn't/couldn't live (or make a living) anywhere else. We should be proud of our role in holding this great country of ours together, united in hatred and jealousy of Toronto.

But, when visitors come here, go out of your way to make them welcome. Show them a good time. Prove what the smart people here KNOW - that this is as fine a place to live as you can find!

Cheers
 

CappinStabbin

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Muddy said:
Heck, guys, the ONLY thing that ALL Canadians agree on - in Quebec, on the West Coast, the far north, the Prairies, in the Maritimes and on the Rock - is that Toronto SUCKS. Hell, even the poor benighted buggers who live in Mississauga think Toronto sucks.

This is a fine city, a great place to live, an amazing place in indulge our "hobby" and I wouldn't/couldn't live (or make a living) anywhere else. We should be proud of our role in holding this great country of ours together, united in hatred and jealousy of Toronto.

But, when visitors come here, go out of your way to make them welcome. Show them a good time. Prove what the smart people here KNOW - that this is as fine a place to live as you can find!

Cheers
Place is a dump, don't give visitors the wrong idea. :mad:
 

phogNphriction

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Don't let the streetcar hit you in the ass
on the way out 'Cappin'

...and...

DON'T
COME
BACK

...and...

You must be bird-shit

...and...

I agree most of the architecture is hideous-
so is most post-WWII architecture everywhere.
But here's an idea- why don't you learn to
spell it before you wax critical (form
& function & all that)

...and...

Originally posted by CappinStabbin
I'm waiting to post bail out of this jail
of a city
.

Would you settle for a bucket of tar and a couple
of sacks of feathers?

...and...

CHECK YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING
 
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