TV commercials that piss you off

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"Life Lesson" figurines from TLC drive me bonkers! There are so many of them.
 

eric42

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The Lotto 649 with the kids marching into dad's workplace. Fat boy with the balloons blows by the front desk lady likes she is a piece of shit and then daddy giggles like a little girl.

These fucking people don't deserve the money.
 

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The worst one ever is where that dumb ass pretends to be a cat and starts jumping all around sitting on the coach ..Did you bring the food ?


"STOP COOKING WITH CHEESE" :rolleyes: that annoying hard sell voice !!!!!!


just thought of another really anoying commercial

remember that "hands in my pocket " card song .........andthey sing it over and over ....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I cant stand it !!!!! LMAO
 

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eric42 said:
The Lotto 649 with the kids marching into dad's workplace. Fat boy with the balloons blows by the front desk lady likes she is a piece of shit and then daddy giggles like a little girl.
Isn't he in one of the Casino Rama ads where they go to the "LIVE S X" theatre, where the "A" has fallen on the sidewalk? All Casino Rama ads suck.

The empty Sobeys grocery store ad. Morbid music.

Easy Off Stain and Drain BEES KNEES. Come on, a lousy voice over.

The male voice on the Ikea ads. Another sh!tty accent like Pizzaville.

The nasal voice in the Leons ads. At least we don't have to watch him on CBC anymore.

The previous generation GM truck ads pulling the watertower over, and the tugboat out of the ocean.

The cat food ad where they have an adult male playing the part of a cat or kitten.

Haven't seen the Molson's "had EX today?" lately. It's been a nice break not listening to the Pauly Shore wannabe laugh.

Alexander Keith. Enough said.

And all of the ones mention before.
 

eric42

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I am watching the Leaf game, so I am already pissed off.

I hate any commercial with that D'Angelo prick. In previous ads, he thinks he is a goalie, a singer, a talk show host and god knows what else.

Ya, ya........your rich. Buy your fantasies, but spare us from having to watch it.

By the way, your beer sucks! Stick to making apple piss.
 

The Bandit

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1) The Kia Spectra wagon commercial where the male driver is making out with a hot, blonde female cop, who then gets out of his vehicle to return to her cruiser in order to respond to a radio call. This one just pisses me off on so many levels that it's hard to itemize them all, but I'll try:
- What doofus expects to pick up chicks, much less HOT, BLONDE cops... in a Kia Spectra?? The suggestion that if you drive a Kia, "life is better" not only insults my taste in automobiles, it also insults my intelligence.
- What kind of cop neglects her professional duties to make out with some loser in a Kia?
- What kind of self-respecting woman DFKs some skid with a bad haircut, a shitbox car and a week's worth of stubble?
Arrrrrgh... I could go on and on, but it's just not worth it...
Just heard on the radio today, that the QPP are complaining to Kia that the commercial is disrespectful to its female officers. They feel that it assumes that female officers put themselves in an uncompromising positon.
 

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I think I've had just about enough of the honouring of the old pedophile in the hockey arena.
He must've worked at Maple Leaf Gardens during the 80s.
 

Muddy

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Worst TV commercial? Easy..

.....those two Lastman loogans, who come hollering into my living room shouting at the top of their lungs. Nooobodddyyy!!!

These appalling specimens of lower life forms, and their supremely unimaginative ad agency, deserve to be banned for life. Whoever thought that letting two knuckleheads dressed in prison garb (one of them, of course, our untalented foot-in-mouth one-time mayor) come hollering into our homes deserves a royal bollocking.

Oh, and while we're on abnout this, how about that asshole with a bad suit and a shambolic beard who wants us to buy cheap assemble-it-yourself furniture?

The late, great advertisihng man David Ogilvy once penned a short verse that these idiots' advertising avenies should recall:

"Only in the very gravest cases
"Should you show your clients' faces..."
 

Hammerstein

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Pepsi commercial with Pink Brittany and Beyonce singing Queen's "We will Rock You" Brian May and Roger Taylor should be ashamed for not only allowing this but also appearing in the commercial.
 

Remo

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"Nausea, heart-burn, indigestion! Upset stomach, diarrhea!"
Oh, how could I have forgot this one. The older versions of it especially. How could anyone have so little self respect as to do that retarded dance? Even for money.
 

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eric42 said:
I am watching the Leaf game, so I am already pissed off.

I hate any commercial with that D'Angelo prick. In previous ads, he thinks he is a goalie, a singer, a talk show host and god knows what else.

Ya, ya........your rich. Buy your fantasies, but spare us from having to watch it.

By the way, your beer sucks! Stick to making apple piss.
Agree with you 100%. A more arrogant, narcissistic, egomaniacal asshole has never walked the earth.

His mere existence on this planet is offensive to me, never mind his shitty ads.
 

Inferno

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Finally, some relief:
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In response to an outcry from police unions across Canada about a TV commercial depicting a female cop making out with a male KIA Spectra driver, the automaker has decided to air the spot only after 9 p.m.

Tony Ciccia, a vice-president with Publicis Canada, the company that produced the ad, said yesterday the agency's client has agreed to a compromise that won't see them pull the ad, as some police unions have suggested, but rather air it when fewer children are watching.

"It's with respect for (the unions') opinion and that of others who may have misinterpreted the intent of the spot," Ciccia said from his Toronto office.

"The intent was to have a fun, humorous, memorable spot, and it was never meant to disparage or suggest anything about any profession or anyone."

But Ed Humphries, president of the Manitoba Police Association, said moving the time slot misses the point.

"It's still not acceptable. It still shows women in a bad light and it shows the police profession in a bad light," said Humphries. "I still say if the situation was reversed and that was a male officer and a female offender the public would be in an uproar, and I don't understand why they're not now."

In the ad, viewers see a man and a woman making out in a parked car.

A police radio then crackles, prompting the woman -- whom we discover is a sexy blond female officer -- to get out and walk back to her cruiser as a stunned grin spreads across the driver's face.

Humphries has suggested pulling the ad altogether but yesterday offered a more creative solution.

"I think we should take out an ad that shows a female police officer smashing the crap out of a KIA. I bet they wouldn't like that, but that's what it's like for us," he said.
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In other news, all you "Head-On, Apply Directly to the Forehead!" haters might be amused to see the company's new ads, which depict users of the product saying words to the effect of, "I hate your fucking annoying ads, but the product really does work." Kind of funny.
 

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Walmart....especially the ones with the bozos standing there with their mouths hanging open.....
 

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Inferno said:
But Ed Humphries, president of the Manitoba Police Association, said moving the time slot misses the point.

"It's still not acceptable. It still shows women in a bad light and it shows the police profession in a bad light," said Humphries. "I still say if the situation was reversed and that was a male officer and a female offender the public would be in an uproar, and I don't understand why they're not now."
Is this guy for real that he doesn't understand? The reason why there isn't an uproar is because it is a man being abused by a police officer and that's fair game in the advertising world. Men are always the butt of the joke in commercials because if the roles were reversed it would be instantly chauvanistic (which of course is a load of horse droppings). Society has been sensitized to make women special instead of equal, which is a shame.

Humphries has suggested pulling the ad altogether but yesterday offered a more creative solution.

"I think we should take out an ad that shows a female police officer smashing the crap out of a KIA. I bet they wouldn't like that, but that's what it's like for us," he said.
I think KIA wouldn't mind the police union paying for a commercial that does little else than highlight police abuse of power and brutality, all while casting KIA as the victim. I'd love to see it. I repeat, is this guy for real? Who the hell would pay this guy to be so retarded?
 

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My choices will be Travelocity (make no sense and are not even funny). Any anti-bacterial commercials, special K bars (who brings the box with them in their bag to work?) Oreo Thinsations (guy in a to-to? enough said), any radio station commercials: AM740, Wave 94.7 (it's a turn on? I think not), Office depot with the hand in the box (this is what they come up with as their gimic to compete against Staples' Easy button?) McCain Solo Garment pizza (the chick who stares at what ever the hell is in the machine then has a pizza come out of an oven at work? Unless it's microwavable pizza, YUK, who the hell has an oven at work?). I could probably think of more but these are what I can come up with right now.
 
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