VIRGIN needs help!

[tonnyandreti]

Hello members!
I have a friend who really needs to get laid. He has never been to a strip club or a massage parlor, etc. He is a nice guy however he has no game with women. HE IS A VIRGIN is about 28 yrs old. I mean he has never even kissed a girl! Could you please advise me on how to get this sucker laid without him knowing I am involved.
SPs and fellow terbites, could you please give out some pointers or advise? Open to any suggestion!

 

[korean]

so you seem the movie "40 years old virgin"
you must be that guy who say " from now on, your dick is my dick"

 

[ottawasub]

Why is important to you that he lose his virginity? If it`s for the enjoyment of a fun time for him then that`s fine if he wants it, but aside from that what does it accomplish? What changes for him the next day? Honestly I don`t think visiting a SP will make a guy a better lover or more confident with women. Maybe the key is just getting him to go out more often, join groups with similar hobbies or interests. Things will happen on their own.

Sex can be the most intoxicating high in the world if it`s right. But sex just for the sake of having sex can make you more depressed than before. (Hope that didn`t sound too much like Dr. Phil)

 

[VincenzoTurismo]

Hello members!
I have a friend who really needs to get laid. He has never been to a strip club or a massage parlor, etc. He is a nice guy however he has no game with women. HE IS A VIRGIN is about 28 yrs old. I mean he has never even kissed a girl!

No offense, but your friend sounds gay. If he didn't get laid by 25 he should have just lost his viginity to an SP. That way he would at least have some experience.

Ciao,

VT

 

[baci2004]

The importance of his first time being special looses all importance at 28.

Take him to an sc, then a high mileage sc, then get the poor bastard an escort!

 

[VincenzoTurismo]

Hey Baci, his buddy might even find an escort in the high mileage SC.

But I seriously recommend getting him an escort right off the bat. Let him know she's not free, but get him a real hot one and even chip in some money

Ciao,

VT

 

[bobistheowl]

Maybe he could auction his virginity on eBay.

 

[Eli]

Gee why don't I have friend's like Tony...

 

[WhaWhaWha]

tonnyandreti:
Your friend NEEDS to get laid or simply hasn't? The only way you could have anyinsight into this is if he confided in you or if he is your boyfriend. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If it's the former then it's his business leave it to him. if its the latter then try a fe drinks to loosen him up. If you dont want him knowing you were involved, try a few roofies.

 

[baltimoron]

I have a friend who won't even get lapdances at SCs. He feels that it's wrong to do that with a woman (any woman) without first establishing a relationship through a series of traditional dates. When we were at the local SC for a birthday party, everyone was getting lapdances except him. We tried and tried, and we got the strippers to try as hard as us, but he would not budge. He kept saying that while the strippers were definitely attractive women, he just didn't feel right in getting a lapdance (or anything sexual) without a series of dates first. I still don't know if he's either a virgin, or gay.

 

[Dr F]

Keep in mind a 28 year old Virgin may have been wanking regularly for a good 15 years.

He may be so conditioned to his hand that another hand/mouth/vagina/ass may not get him off.

-F out

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Here's what you do:

Go out drinking with him. Get semi-drunk, but not too bad. Then go back to your place under the guise of "watching some tv". Sit next to him. Talk freely about your likes and dislikes. Gently touch his knee, if he resists just reassure him. Keep talking, gently moving your hand to his crotch. Then unzip his zipper and suck him off.

Voila! No more virginity.

 

[holden]

it's frosh week

go to the madison this weekend, buy some frosh drinks, tell your friend to relax, pretend to be someone else and go for it

lots of virgin frosh - this might help your friend if the girl doesn't know that your friend sucks in bed

 

[holden]

Here's what you do:

Go out drinking with him. Get semi-drunk, but not too bad. Then go back to your place under the guise of "watching some tv". Sit next to him. Talk freely about your likes and dislikes. Gently touch his knee, if he resists just reassure him. Keep talking, gently moving your hand to his crotch. Then unzip his zipper and suck him off.

Voila! No more virginity.

There has to be penetration, blowjobs don't count as losing one's virginity

 

[Goober Mcfly]

There has to be penetration, blowjobs don't count as losing one's virginity

Well fine then, let him fuck your ass too. Geez. Details, details.

 

[great bear]

Here's what you do:

Go out drinking with him. Get semi-drunk, but not too bad. Then go back to your place under the guise of "watching some tv". Sit next to him. Talk freely about your likes and dislikes. Gently touch his knee, if he resists just reassure him. Keep talking, gently moving your hand to his crotch. Then unzip his zipper and suck him off.

Voila! No more virginity.

You dated Sheik?

 

[thunder0702]

Experience

Here's what you do:

Go out drinking with him. Get semi-drunk, but not too bad. Then go back to your place under the guise of "watching some tv". Sit next to him. Talk freely about your likes and dislikes. Gently touch his knee, if he resists just reassure him. Keep talking, gently moving your hand to his crotch. Then unzip his zipper and suck him off.

Voila! No more virginity.

You certainly know a lot about seducing guys......*last time I sit near you*

 

[holden]

Well fine then, let him fuck your ass too. Geez. Details, details.

have you ever let another man tap your ass?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

have you ever let another man tap your ass?

Hey they do that in football all the time.


It's when they pinch your ass that you have to start to worry.

 

[great bear]

have you ever let another man tap your ass?

Goober's ass has been tapped, bapped, flapped, rapped, and capped. The man is a walking add for Preparation H