What Commercials do you hate?

brat_man_7

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Yes. I hate the on star commercials too. "Stand back sir as we unlock your door" . Just what the fuck do you expect, the car to blow up. "Stand back my ass".
 

Goober Mcfly

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6. StarChoice "Channel 299" commercials....hell any of their commercials...
 

Kev

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Boston Pizza and whats that twits name?

I would like to shoot that washed up has been................ Howie Mandel? Ya thats the twit.

This clown can't get an acting gig (sheesh i wonder why) and we suffer with these bad commercials.:( --- Kev
 

pineappleguy

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My current favorite one to hate is for Enzyte - that "Bob" with his perfect golf swing and that ridiculous grin - makes me want to shove his driver up his butt. And his wife has that same grin - gives me the willeys!
 

mmouse

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All Rogers commercials. F**king monopolists rip you off for cable, pipe through their advertising for free - and they still can't turn a decent profit.
 

healer677

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oh wait....

I was flipping channels and on channel 27 Rogers cable- there was a commercial for the Craftmatic adjustable beds....BUT...
the monkey they hired to do this commercial is by far the worse performer I've ever seen. It's some big blonde haird gorilla named "Tony", trying to out on the absolute worse Brooklyn Italian accent I've heard....Horrible
 

Master Baiter

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For radio I hate those stupid IKEA commercials. The voice is just plain irritating and has to be THE worst Sweedish accent.

If you watch the Golf Channel, Peter Kessler and his "Perfect" club can go shove it up his arse and wipe the stupid grin off his "Perfect" mug.
 

Morgan Ellis

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That creepy little kid in the Bell Canada commercials who torments his brother, and then reassures him a sappy, syrupy voice at the very end.

I'd like to slap him into next week.

Ditto for the bizarre little kid in the bad black undertaker's suit in the Mazda commercials - the one who says "Zoom zoom." That kid gives me nightmares. He reminds me of a young Crispin-Glover-as-Willard.

Oh, and my top least favorite for the moment?

The idiotic radio ads for 'The Coop Men's Clothing', where the announcer tries to do bad beat poetry to sell his over priced men's wear. Shut up and just run the store, would you? It's almost always a bad idea when store owners try to do their own ads.. witness the Bad Boy/Saul Corry commercials.



-- Morgan
 

WhaWhaWha

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Between a rock and a hard place
healer677 said:
Yeah, the Ashley Madison guy is such a low life.
...Somewhere in hell, there's a seat next to Hitler, Stalin, Dahmer, PolPot for this guy...
That's Darren Morganstern. He isn't doing bad for 40. Especially in light of the fact that he grew up in an Ontario Housing project in the Jane/Finch Corridor.

As for aggravating commercials -- the envelope please....

And it goes to Howie Mandel for Boston Pizza.
The guy just isn't funny any more.
 

Master Baiter

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Last summer/fall The Bay commercials with that woman with the short hair and the stupid grin on her face all the time. Tht very irritating grin on her face.
 
Ashley Madison
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