For some reason, this week I met quite a few jerks. First there was this guy in a red Corvette that had his stereo blaring. I went 5 stop lights before I realized it was the fool in the early 80s red Corvette with sun glasses and a smirk. He annoyed people and looked like a fool.
The second jerk was a guy in a new mustang that had to race up 75t ft at high speeds to impress people at intersection. Not only did he look like a fool, but he will need to buy new tires soon.
Jerk number 3, I feel sorry for this guy that was about 4 ft tall and had a blue tooth ear piece and a belt that looked like Batmans utility belt loaded with a cell phone, Ipod and other gadgets. The gadgets did not divert attention to the fact he was 4 ft tall.
There are Jerketts out there as well. I saw a woman that had on stretch Capri pants that was see through. I could see that her thongs had little kitty faces on it. To top it all off the Capri pants were yellow, since she had large hips and was a little overweight, she looked like a large chicken strutting around in her high heels. While it was interesting to see this woman in see through clothing, I would be embarassed to walk around with her.
What kind of jerks have you seen out there?
The second jerk was a guy in a new mustang that had to race up 75t ft at high speeds to impress people at intersection. Not only did he look like a fool, but he will need to buy new tires soon.
Jerk number 3, I feel sorry for this guy that was about 4 ft tall and had a blue tooth ear piece and a belt that looked like Batmans utility belt loaded with a cell phone, Ipod and other gadgets. The gadgets did not divert attention to the fact he was 4 ft tall.
There are Jerketts out there as well. I saw a woman that had on stretch Capri pants that was see through. I could see that her thongs had little kitty faces on it. To top it all off the Capri pants were yellow, since she had large hips and was a little overweight, she looked like a large chicken strutting around in her high heels. While it was interesting to see this woman in see through clothing, I would be embarassed to walk around with her.
What kind of jerks have you seen out there?