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What do some people do to be cool - but come of like low class idiots?

Doctor Zoidburg

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For some reason, this week I met quite a few jerks. First there was this guy in a red Corvette that had his stereo blaring. I went 5 stop lights before I realized it was the fool in the early 80s red Corvette with sun glasses and a smirk. He annoyed people and looked like a fool.
The second jerk was a guy in a new mustang that had to race up 75t ft at high speeds to impress people at intersection. Not only did he look like a fool, but he will need to buy new tires soon.
Jerk number 3, I feel sorry for this guy that was about 4 ft tall and had a blue tooth ear piece and a belt that looked like Batmans utility belt loaded with a cell phone, Ipod and other gadgets. The gadgets did not divert attention to the fact he was 4 ft tall.
There are Jerketts out there as well. I saw a woman that had on stretch Capri pants that was see through. I could see that her thongs had little kitty faces on it. To top it all off the Capri pants were yellow, since she had large hips and was a little overweight, she looked like a large chicken strutting around in her high heels. While it was interesting to see this woman in see through clothing, I would be embarassed to walk around with her.
What kind of jerks have you seen out there?
 

HAMSTER INSPECTOR

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I see how the first 2 can be jerks, but why are the last two a jerk/jerkette?
Do ppl with a different fashion sense annoy you that much?
When you dress yourself to get attention, even if it makes you a joke. Then you are a jerk. It may be fun to look at girls that have their asses hanging out of their pants or to look at people that reveal themselves in see through clothing. I would not be caught dead walking with a woman like that, yould you?
 

OddSox

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FTo top it all off the Capri pants were yellow, since she had large hips and was a little overweight, she looked like a large chicken strutting around in her high heels. While it was interesting to see this woman in see through clothing, I would be embarassed to walk around with her.
See through or not - no thanks. Not into Big Bird - the Sesame Street thing seems a little perverted no matter what...
 
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considering not using a bluetooth while driving is going to be against the law, I question the logic of your comment......
While on the phone is ok i guess, i prefer speaker phone myself.

More directed at people that walk around with it on when not in a call.

Still don't like the look of it.

Maybe it's just the early adopters that piss me off.

Just want to headbutt everyone i see wearing one of those.
 

OddSox

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Just want to headbutt everyone i see wearing one of those.
Especially when they are walking down the street talking to themselves - in a tone 3x louder than anyone else around. We've got enough nutbars on the streets without people who should know better...

Besides, it's friggin' rude.
 

a 1 player

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Bluetooth earpiece = automatic douche
That is the only way I can talk on the phone. drive a stick shift, smoke a cigarette and drink my coffee at the same time.:rolleyes:

Seriously though, it is a great piece of technology. Why does it bother you so much?
 

tboy

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way out in left field
LOL! So you are stearing with your cock then??? :D How do you signal lane changes?
SIGNAL lane changes? Surely you jest!!!!! lol....

(and I don't know about out in the sticks, but here in civilization we spell it STEERING)
 
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While on the phone is ok i guess, i prefer speaker phone myself.
More directed at people that walk around with it on when not in a call.

Still don't like the look of it.

Maybe it's just the early adopters that piss me off.

Just want to headbutt everyone i see wearing one of those.
So you prefer people to hear your "all important" conversations?

Doctor Zoidburg - I think we have another winner here!!!

What is wrong with TERB today? You guys are making it way to easy this morning.
 

alexmst

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Corey

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My vote goes to the late teen/early 20's white rapper wannabes who drive around in their Hondas blasting music and making their cars vibrate with their super strong bass.

Have you ever noticed there are never any female passengers?

I was on Queen St. last week and one of those guys drove by. Even a group of black guys was giving the driver dirty looks.
 

alexmst

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my vote goes to the late teen/early 20's white rapper wannabes who drive around in their hondas blasting music and making their cars vibrate with their super strong bass....

Have you ever noticed there are never any female passengers?
lol...yeah, I noticed that too.
 
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